thelawgoddess

aw, trask; you're making me blush ... ... on all four cheeks.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Snafflehound in "furry" suit that would be SOOO alpinek!

so strong and so mighty, there's nothing my lord cannot do ...

locally, you can get them through pro mountain sports. it's a unisex deal. nunatak calls it the "kobuk mountain jacket".

the cat and the fiddle?

quote: Originally posted by daisy: quote:Originally posted by thelawgoddess: quote:Originally posted by Dru: TLG wants to know which way daisy swings her whip ... I'm not swingin' it at either one of you. There's plenty of man coming home soon. just teasin', daisy.

oops; he shoulda kicked her ass out before he mentioned the lottery winnings - now he's only gonna get 1/2!

just wanted to get in on the fun is all!

what about a vertickle?

sTOP it you guys!

quote: Originally posted by mattp: mostly all I saw was a snowstorm and ghost images i thought that's what everest really looks like.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: If as many avatars as climbers show up it will be pretty schizo down there. I just bailed on doing a heli assisted first ascent to come down to Smiff Rox tuffytuff with you I hope you appreciate that! we are so very honored and will be eagerly awaiting your arrival ... muhahaaaa

quote: Originally posted by COL. Von Spanker: The traverse in my garage is is G9. Super scary. You got rotten ice, i got rotten wood. talk about objective hazards, too!!!

quote: Originally posted by Retrosaurus: quote:Originally posted by COL. Von Spanker: Does getting anal in jail count as losing my virginity? OK. I quit. I don't want to know any more. well, at least you don't have to share a tent with this guy!

quote: Originally posted by RobBob: I dunno. Ask the lawgoddess with 2 boyfriends. don't ask me; i ain't no lawyer. and i ain't got two boyfriends, dip.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: TLG wants to know which way daisy swings her whip ...

quote: Originally posted by Climzalot: [QB]Someone should consider wandering up the glacier a bit farther and giving the Coleman Headwall a go. ... Lot more mileage to be had up there than in the icefall.[QB] who the hell wants mileage? i'm looking for the ouray of the pnw!

hey, daisy, you got a boyfriend?

Anybody had/got one? Feedback greatly appreciated.

in your dreams, dru! wait, uhh; tell me more ...

quote: Originally posted by Beck: I'll cook you and the Col. vonspanker some haute cuisine at some other haute outing, really??? can you sear foie gras? and who you calling foos??? i thought ice climbing was what all the really intelligent and philosophical people did.

quote: Originally posted by daisy: Four Secrets To A Happy Marriage 1. Find a man who is kind and caring, loves to help out around the home, who is willing to cook, clean, and do chores 2. Find a man who can dance, loves to take you out, spend money on you and buy you things. 3. Find a man who is good in bed, with lots of staying power. 4. Never let these three men meet!

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: 80% are elitist anyway but wont admit it. won't admit what?

quote: Originally posted by COL. Von Spanker: I have a glass of wine in your honor. and i'll have the rest of the bottle. "congrats" beck! sorry you'll miss this weekend's pub club on the ice ...

i'm sure losing one's virginity as a traumatic experience (i.e., having sex with the likes of dru) isn't going to help her psychologically in the long run.