thelawgoddess

i've done some reading, but it's not quite the same as hands on real life training. i'd be game!

no you got that all wrong, greg w. being spanked makes me sin ...

well, no ... technically i'm not jewish. though some have called me a closet one!

On the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah, Jews traditionally go to the ocean or a stream or river to pray and throw bread crumbs into the water. Symbolically, the fish devour their sins. Occasionally, people ask what kind of bread crumbs should be thrown. Here are suggestions for breads which may be most appropriate for specific sins and misbehaviors. For ordinary sins.....................White Bread For erotic sins.........................French Bread For particularly dark sins..........Pumpernickel For complex sins.....................Multigrain For twisted sins.......................Pretzels For tasteless sins....................Rice Cakes For sins of indecision...............Waffles For sins committed in haste.....Matzo For sins of chutzpah................Fresh Bread For substance abuse...............Stoned Wheat For use of heavy drugs.............Poppy Seed For petty larceny.....................Stollen For committing auto theft.........Caraway For timidity/cowardice..............Milk Toast For ill-temperedness................Sourdough For silliness, eccentricity.........Nut Bread For not giving full value.............Shortbread For jingoism, chauvinism..........Yankee Doodles For excessive irony..................Rye Bread For unnecessary chances........Hero Bread For war-mongering...................Kaiser Rolls For dressing immodestly..........Tarts For causing injury to others......Tortes For lechery and promiscuity.....Hot Buns For promiscuity with gentiles....Hot Cross Buns For racist attitudes..................Crackers For sophisticated racism..........Ritz Crackers For being holier than thou.........Bagels For abrasiveness.....................Grits For dropping in without notice...Popovers For overeating.........................Stuffing For impetuosity.......................Quick Bread For indecent photography.........Cheesecake For raising your voice too often..Challah For pride and egotism...............Puff Pastry For sycophancy, ass-kissing.....Brownies For being overly smothering.......Angel Food Cake For laziness.............................Any long loaf For trashing the environment......Dumplings and finally, For telling bad jokes/puns........Corn Bread

despite any rumors to the contrary, i am NOT a man and i do NOT have a penis, so please (*whoever* you are) stop sending me e-mail messages claiming you can enlarge my manhood!!!

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Who cares if all the numbers aint 5.10. Shit I cant even climb 5.10. uh, i was totally joking. i've almost backed off of exposed 5.7 trad leads before ... and i know there's tons of awesome fun stuff in the single digits. i'm just jealous!

i thought you couldn't climb 5.10. i trust you've got some mechanical ascenders?

hey erik, when we going to squamish???

i ended up getting the velcro anasazi's. i've been climbing since april and thought i already knew how to edge, but boy was i sadly mistaken. day one on my new shoes was a lesson in [more] proper edging. whoa; a new tool and a new trick! (the mythos are so forgiving that way, letting you smear everything with ease ...) anyhow, i love my new shoes. and they aren't nearly as ugly as i thought they were before i had the chance to climb on them.

sounds fun, but why didn't you do any HARD stuff?

you kill me, caveman!

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I thought you did not know who Kurt Smith was i don't.

For Christ's sake, what the **** else could you possibly want???

quote: Originally posted by iceguy: Where is the Ballroom? Directions? it's in fremont. not far from across from where second bounce used to be before it became second ascent and moved to ballard.

Let's celebrate Yom Kippur in Canada. Looking for partners. The Ultimate Everything ... and more. PM me.

that's horrible, greg w! i'll be home ... snoozing. gotta rest up so i can pull on plastic while you guys are sleeping off your hangovers.

go! kick ass! canadians know how to party. looking for climbing partners for sunday and/or monday ...

yeah, but i gotta be at work at 10am so i don't have much time for outside craggin. and besides, i honestly do LOVE climbing at the gym.

i think everybody should take the day off of work and go climbing. i'll be at vw tomorrow morning if anybody wants to stop by and say hi ...

quote: Originally posted by Off White: Gol durned two plankers. On a snowboard, you'll never cross your tips. yeah; you one-plankers just don't get it 'cause that's exactly what i want to do - iron cross style! i'm really looking for 1080's or pocket rockets ... SHORT ones!!!

yeah; who needs bananas. mangos, though, are a whole different story!

skis retail for $600-$950. bindings about $300. i don't have that much love to give you.

great cheese, superb wine, and more places to ski and climb.

i want some new salomon skis; what do you want? pm me and let's make a deal.