Dru

Topics today are boring. So I ask all lurkers, gapers and other assorted hangers on on this site, if you could be any climber ever, who would you be? Would you be Lynn Hill and free the Nose? Warren Harding and bolt the Nose? Ray Jardine and chip the Nose? John Long and free Lynn Hill? Scott'teryx and brown nose? I would like to have been Cesare Maestri just to find out what went on on Cerro Torre in 1959.

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quote: Originally posted by Attitude: quote:Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by Wopper: I read about this one in his book. The route starts just left of the dead snag and you descend by the obvious gully. "so named because during the first ascent, a large crowd of tourists gathered to watch the climbers. A large boulder was dislodged from the climb and flattened a '54 Thunderbird. The crowd rapidly dispersed". Bullshit. '55 was the first year for the Thunderbird. Whatever Gapewad. Change your name to Autotude.

quote: Originally posted by Wopper: I read about this one in his book. The route starts just left of the dead snag and you descend by the obvious gully. "so named because during the first ascent, a large crowd of tourists gathered to watch the climbers. A large boulder was dislodged from the climb and flattened a '54 Thunderbird. The crowd rapidly dispersed".

why dont you have it in Muir Hut.

quote: Originally posted by sk: Q: Why couldn't Dan Larson and Lambone "make it" with the blonde hottie? A: They couldn't find the guidebook for MOUNT HER Which one was going to lead and which one was going to sloppy second?

I hear Rodchester knows lots of washed up climbing celebrities

quote: Originally posted by fleblebleb: Let's say access limitations because of Peregrine nests would start to affect a sufficiently large number of crags for us to run into trouble finding stuff to climb. I'd guess it would be time to take them off the endangered species list around then... if not earlier... Peregrines hunt other birds. Im all in favor of more peregrines if they hunt some of those fucking seagulls that shit on my car in the Brew pub parking lot!

quote: Originally posted by specialed: If Fred climbed that shit in the 50's he definetly didn't free it so you atleast got the FFA Fred called it 4th class

whatever.

quote: Originally posted by Bronco: big wet flakes coming down in Everett this morning. Any snow up there Dru? See thread "Canadian Freshiez"

where will it end now? I see some wanker not satisfied with having a Son of Caveman moniker is now registetring "petitdru". You know what.... The view is sweet when you're on top.

Scott Cosgrove sez Skinner didnt free the route... Skinner dynoed for long slings hanging down from a bolted belay stance... and the belay wasnt a no hands rest...

Yeah when you see a party of 4 skiing roped up in March and knocking each other off their feet every 20 feet... or people roped up on a slab of bare ice with no pro placed between em and no crevasses in view for miles... who looks like the asshole then???

quote: Originally posted by pope: quote:Originally posted by Lambone: What are the best hooks to bring for climbing rainier? I hear the ones that cam well on the back of RMI guides packs I crawl into Big Lou's rucksack. Mighty Lou doesn't know the difference, and he keeps a supply of deli sandwiches in there. Pope misspelled nutsack as rucksack there? Im certain Lou doesnt mind another stalker but have you ever considered getting "reprogrammed" and losing your strange fetish? I hear Dr Dwayner recommends the Mickeys Therapy.

There are no new routes in the Cascades. Fried Bakey climbed all those routes with 5 pitons and a tied off pebble back in 1954.

"dude dominated the danky pow!"

what is the green substance apparently emerging from wile e.'s butt in that picture???

What is spray? click here for definition

tahquitz, 1950's. letter grades added by bridwell, 1970?

Dwayner what is it with the kitty fetish????? You need help [help] [ 05-03-2002, 12:24 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by specialed: quote:Originally posted by Dru: Do you have to wear an Avalung to drive an Avalanche? smoke filled avylung? That avatar does not yet exist on this board.

quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: Mr Dru Do you have a Trask fetish? Seek help I am stalking trask. cause turnabout is fair play.

trask plays soccer?? http://www.realfooty.theage.com.au/news/2002/05/02/FFXDZ333O0D.html who will be the first to discover my source for all these news items?

quote: Originally posted by iain: That article reads like a 4th grader's essay on summer camp. Dont you mean Band Camp????