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quote: Originally posted by specialed: I hope you don't know this from first-hand experience Dru. trask told me in a morning after pm

quote: Originally posted by Lowell Skoog: Okay, I agree it's not productive to frame the debate in partisan terms. My point was to contrast Maria Cantwell's statements (which people here said had no content) with the position of other politicians whose position is known. We know that Bush is pushing to make the fees permanent. Partisanship aside, what do you think of Cantwell's concern: "Over time the program would cause local land managers to favor creating higher impact recreational usage facilities because of the higher amounts of fee revenue raised." Does this sound reasonable? Shit ya if they can make $10 000/yr from sport rappel guiding dudes and $5000 a yr from climbers they are gonna choose the rappeleers in a heartbeat. Or maybe bolt all the crack routes to get more climbers to come to rais more revenue. Here comes line of bolts up the Outer Space crack....

I heard Caveman is an easy lay when he's drunk. HEY LADIES!!!!

quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: yeah right, and my harem is so large, they won't all fit under the 'big top'. your harem inspired the your mama thread

quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: dru, what's all this about you flossing with women's pit hair?? gnarly with HIP CHAIN CORD you hoser.

quote: Originally posted by sk: quote:Originally posted by Dru: I thought the reason French women dont shave is cause french men dont floss and if the women shaved the mens teeth would all rot I think thats just you Dru I floss with hip chain cord.

I thought the reason French women dont shave is cause french men dont floss and if the women shaved the mens teeth would all rot [ 05-08-2002, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by Matt: Crackbolter-- I used to hate chaos, then I learned that America is all about entropy and once you learn to embrace the transience of life you can ride it like a wave coming into the beach. Om mani padmi hum... The last time I was in the valley was in June 98 and there was a HUGE rock fall on the Apron. Took out some cabins, I seem to recall. We plan on heading straight for the wall and save the socializing for ledges high above the valley floor. I'm sure there will be many people there, but that's part of the experience, right? And Dru-- Yes Canada is awesome, but a climber going to Yosemite is like a Muslim going to Mecca. Here is one unclimbed reason why I dont need yosemite, out of 100 more reasons within 1 day of where I live.

quote: Originally posted by Matt: At the last minute I shelled out for a plane ticket to Yosemite and I'm leaving tomorrow. Big plans on the big stone. I'm tired of reading bs about Pope's pearly back door, Lambone's dim bulb and what spray.comer would dominate the battle cage (if you want my honest opinion, Mike Adamson would rock everyone's world-- the dude is build like a tank). So please stop your nonsense spray fest and tell me your favorite story about Yosemite. Brother Dwayner? Pope? Dru? The effortlessly cool Mattp? What's your favorite valley climb? What's the ugliest back off you've done? Ever see ice on Half Dome? Do you know how to apologize in Japanese after you realized you've taken a shit on someone's bivy ledge? Has your rastafarian bivy kit ever run out half way up Zodiac and you just couldn't go on any further? Please, share. I come out of the closet a bit here... I have never been to Yosemite. NEVER!!! You can have Yosemite and crowds and rangers. I will take Powell River walls and Coast Range summits and no crowds and no regulations.

quote: Originally posted by jkrueger: quote:Originally posted by Anna: Why I love men that climb: 5. There is nothing like a man with a full rack dangling from his chest... The opposite holds true as well, as there is nothing like a woman with a full rack dangling from her chest. I'm talking trad gear here - get your mind out of the gutter! Projecting, yes. Dangling i would recommend a tighter gear sling

quote: Originally posted by jkrueger: It takes a certain kind of woman to climb, so I thought I'd show my appreciation and respect to all those who do what they do! 1) They aren't afraid to get dirty. 2) They are adventurous (in all their pursuits). 3) They speak their mind. 4) They can take shit. 5) They can dish it out. 6) They don't have nails to break. 7) They like to drink beer. 8) They are strong in mind, body, and spirit. 9) Climbing counteracts their foul moods! 10) They don't hide behind their make-up. 11) They are fit and ripped! 12) Bra tops & belay views! 13) They can lead, they can second, they like to get on top but they dont mind if you get on top first. 14) You can bring a lighter sleeping bag along if you have someone to spoon with.

quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: quote:Originally posted by Anna: Yah that too, I guess. Size not matter. Now back to the full rack dangling from the chest dream.... Is it true that most women could care less about a fella's size? I've had so many women say, "Oh my gawd, look at the size of that thing! I'll be torn to bits!" then go on to tell me that size doesn't matter. So what's the real scoop on this deal? You can get rid of that torn to bits phobia by filing off the burrs on the edge of your #5 Camalot before you give the chick the rack for the OW pitch she is ropegunning you up, dude [ 05-08-2002, 01:05 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: There's gonna be a shortage of poly-pro! http://biz.yahoo.com/djus/020508/200205081125000546_1.html Switch to wool underwear for that genitals-in-the-sheep fuzzy feeling you already know and love

danlARSON = igniting a flame war online.

Jason Martins comment about leapfrogging belays every 5m up an easy crack sounds to me like an invitation to factor-2 fall onto a belay for newbies. In principle good idea but I'd say set up belays every 10m or so so you get a few good pieces in before you belay.

quote: Originally posted by fern: quote:Originally posted by slothrop: Hey Dru, how come the Russian guy at Climb On in Squamish hates your beloved Tri-cams? I went in there a while ago wanting to get one to play around with, but he went off on a tirade about how much they suck. He's not Russian he's Czech and he hates normal cams too, he only likes nuts. Except for Robots Fern it was a good thing you admitted to soloing Diamonds and Spades and not Fern Gully...

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I have to say that what Dru states is not always correct. Bushwhack for hours in a creek drainage or thick woods and a map is great. It's hard to see sometimes and ridges and spurs look the same or are hard to decipher between sometimes. "uhhh...yeah....I think we are here.... I cant really see any landmarks thru this thick fucking slide alder but somewhere up there there should be a mountain..." 2 hrs later... "Oh, we are here not over here..." 5 hrs later... "Oh we were in this valley not that one..." 7 hrs later... "where the fuck are we anyways???"

It is, the frigid pussies are the dumb ass clients trying to pound pins into ice filled cracks. and the "testicles" aka "dry tools" are the frozen things hanging off the balls that the guide has... practice pounding pins in ice filled cracks, shit i hope they got their own practice rock somewhere... anyways everybody knows when the rock is frozen only gear that works is Spectres, DMM Ice Hooks and Tri cams [ 05-08-2002, 09:05 AM: Message edited by: Dru ]

You mama is so fat they used the BEFORE picture of Oprah as an AFTER picture of your mama in a weight watchers ad!

quote: Originally posted by avypoodle: Lynn Hill was pretty hot 25 years ago. 2 words SANDRINE LEVET.

Daniel if you want to "work with youth" the Roman Catholic church seems to be pretty qualified nowadays

All-Quebec Final, Colorado Nordiques vs. Habs.

For $5000 I will guide the mighty Tooth. i have never been there before so the [xxxsuckerxxx] client can claim the onsight too!