Dru

quote: Originally posted by plexus: Talked with a guy yesterday and told me that in May, he went in with a mountain bike. Never mentioned it being a major pain in getting past the washout. Then again he's also been crazy enough to try getting to Stout Lake !! there is a lake of stout??? woo hoo

CASTLE MOUNTAIN

Recently me and bro were gonna crank at Back Of the Lake so we racked up in the parking lot (dumb). Of course some tourons stopped to look but one couple started trying to talk. THEM: "Oh!" THEM: " Are you going to stay out overnight" ME: "No." THEM: "You have pretty small pack!" ME: (wishing they would go away) "Yup" HER: (proudly pointing at Him): "he used to do this... many many years ago." ME: "Too bad you stopped" HIM: "Oh too old now." HIM: "What are these for?" (looking at rack of cams) ME: (figuring I would have sum fun since they weren't moving on) :"Fight off bears." THEM: "Fight off bears?" ME: "Yes!" THEM: "Oh - really?" ME: "Yes, bears are Dangerous!" HIM: (skeptical) "Really? I didnt see bears!" ME: (sad) "Sir, bears have killed ten of my partners!" HIM: "Ooooooh - 10 partners!! Dead!!" (big eyes). "Why different sizes?" ME: "Bears are different sizes!" HER: "You hit them with those?" ME: "Yes. And put in the mouth to stop biting!" HER: "Well I hope you don't hurt them..." ME: "Oh, not fatally - just enough to make them stop attacking!" THEM: (pretty impressed by how dangerous climbing is) "Well - bye bye!" ME: waving PARTNER: sitting in the Subaru putting shorts on, has turned purple from choking back his laughter...

I HAVE NO AVATARS

how about a sticker of Calvin peeing on a Mountaineers logo

A0 covers bolt ladders, hang dogging, chipped holds, artificial holds, French Free, stick clipping.... in short, pretty much all sport climbing is A0!!!

quote: Originally posted by Geek the Greek: Mmmmmm... dunno about that (been in the evil empire long enough to forget me french!) ...I think breasts are seins or tetons "Lurker was way cooler than wanker" Yeah but www.babelfish.com is down for upgrade so we're gonna have to guess. I betcha tonnere doesnt really mean Thunder either!!!! but say "Ah zut, cawlis, tabernac, tonnere de brest" a few times and see if zat does not make you feel a littail Fron Says!!! [ 08-07-2002, 04:52 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

yeah if anyone wants to fight i live in a hut at the base of the NF of Shuksan, so have fun crawling thru the deadly bush to find me idiots!

just a tiny little note its Derektissima cause its named after Derek Boekwyt who is dead... So from what I hear from everyone despite the fact Crescendo looks like the most obvious line everyone sez not to do it? I want votes on which one to do: orig. NF or Derektissima. That roof pitch on NF direct/Bohemian looks kinda harddddddish....

quote: Originally posted by Geek the Greek: Tonerre de Brest! (don't know wtf it means, though...) Inspector Clouseau would tell you it means, Thundering Breasts!

quote: Originally posted by iain: blistering barnacles dru. yeah but what does he say in the original French?

one thing about kearney book is the access conditions date from when he climbed the peak so some of his approach beta for the chehalis 9c. 1992) is total BS...

that one is a keeper!!! i like how the horsecock flashes just before it gets eaten. [ 08-07-2002, 04:01 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

chuckanut always sounds funny... chuck a nut to a snafflehound

Yeah get Larson and scott'diculous up there to hotbox in da icecaves and seance with the snafflez

didnt some bellinghamsters do it 12 hours car to bar earlier in da year? try doing a site search on "slesse" hint spell it ccoorectly/corexly/rite or you wont find much!

quote: Originally posted by Dru: what up with the ranking box underneath the avatar pic now? and what the fuc' is UD Haxxor? sounds like some bad guy in a Conan movie.

what up with the ranking box underneath the avatar pic now?

watch it boyee i just did some actual work during that 5 minute downtime, hey it was so fun im gonna do sum more!

is this snafflehound cooler than the other one? he aint eating horsecock... vs [ 08-07-2002, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by jkrueger: So, that's what happens when you go for a nude ascent... nude ascent = new descent

here is an even more irreverent one than the rapping dude and he crashes too [ 08-07-2002, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

it is very dry year snow wise. has been thunderstormy. see www.bivouac.com or www.live-the-vision.com for some current reports and beta. i was just there for a week mostly doing alpine rock climbs in the Bow Valley not anywhere near the icefields but heasrdfrom some folks at a hut they had good conditions up on Athabasca. if that helps at all. Snow can start to fall again in the rockies at elevations of 10000 ft and higher by wend of aug so be prepared for cold. in fact it snowed over an inch down to almost the elevation of Calgay a week ago!!

take horsecock put in blender with vodka blend until pureed ta da - horsecock flavored gu.