Dru

You can buy Lillooet Minor Hockey Sandbags for $5 at the gas station. I bet they tell you Shriek of the Sheep is WI3+.

if it was tex it was probably more like "Ah've got duc' tape stuck to mah privates"

That .gif you posted is a red X ?

quote: Originally posted by Muffy The Wanker Sprayer: We learned at Smith this trip that over arousal for a climb can be detrimental to you performance Who got overaroused and shot their wad too early instead of holding on to a satisfactory completion? By which I mean it sounds like you mean somebody was psyched about the send but fell off at the last bolt

She is short and aggro! Thats like 2 for 2!!

The Rockies is a parallel universe and I wont be there for a month and a half anyways. I know they have ice but it is only to compensate for the fact we got all the granite. 1.5 months rounds up to 2 so my point is still valid unless Santa brings ice to Lillooet early.

How many people made free ascents of City Park anyways. They should have had to pay to use it instead of getting it for free. Damn that Todd Skinner.

My buddy Guy climbed it in the mid 90s with Eric Domorecrack of Canmore and they had a 7 day epic where each thought the other was dead. It sounds like the Eiger Nordwand is a good warmup for Aconcagua S face.

Erik has some herbal medicine that will calm you down and rein in your racing overmotivation. Face facts except for skiing NOTHING much will be in in the next two months. Prepare for lots of tool sharpening and hiking in the rain masquerading as "training". Maybe you can wrangle a gig as a GoreTex jacket tester if you need to justify to others a strange desire to play in the rain and climb muddy wet cracks with ice tools.

quote: Originally posted by allison: Greg, I must delicately point out to you that the Doctor was using a device known as sarcasm. I bet you tell people why the jokes on seinfeld are funny too.

Yeah chucK you got me. Old Settler is a chosspile masquerading as a cool spot. Dont go there and tell the hordes to stay away. ha ha I nearly fooled you that time but you are too smart for me! I think my original point was that if you attempt to drive away spray, you will just force it underground where it will continue to fester in secret. Anyways I think MattP or Alex or someone gets uptight about spray on an annual basis. Maybe they need to get some forced snafflehound-and-horsecock therapy

You should read Tove Jansson to your kids. I think they had cartoons made from her books too. In fact many of the Moomin characters are like cc.commers Little My is kinda like Fern. Moomintroll is vaguely AlpineK. Sniff is a bit Scott'teryxish. Allison would be the Groke and Edward The Booble is very Mike Adamsonish (he always pays for the funeral after he 'accidentally' kills someone. And I myself am a total Snufkin! OK I will shut up about Moomins now. Anybody got any new giant squid news???? [ 11-13-2002, 01:16 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by freeclimb9: quote:Originally posted by Bronco: Why is that? Two words: continental drift. Is that anything like thread Drift

What did Alpine Kurt think of it?

quote: Originally posted by chucK: So is the Old Settler "A ten star route, no kidding", merely underground spray? It is my honest opinion that the SW buttress of the old settler, south peak (hereafter referred to as the SWBOSSP ) is one of the best rock climbs I have ever done, and possibly one of the best rock climbs on the planet, if not in the galaxy. It is better than any of the routes I have put up on that peak. If it was in my back yard I would get up at 4AM to solo it every day before I went to work. The fact it is 4th class does not downgrade my opinion of it although, if it was consistently 5.7, it might possibly be even better. The rock makes Squamish granite look like choss, and strangely enough, it is never crowded or busy up there (never seen another party in the area on my trips in). That is no underground spray but straight truth about the route and my opinions of it. What are you saying Chuck, that you went there and it sucked?

quote: Originally posted by Muffy The Wanker Sprayer: quote:Originally posted by Dru: Dnald Duck comic books taught me to read. That and Tintin and Flintstones. Sad eh! beats not learning to read but now we know why you are soooooooo strange Yeah and why I curse and say "Blistering barnacles!" when I get upset!

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I know who you are bozo! SPILL

Dnald Duck comic books taught me to read. That and Tintin and Flintstones. Sad eh!

This is the real Kid Crack

quote: Originally posted by Muffy The Wanker Sprayer: Dru you link does not work... I was looking forword to some nice normal porn to save me. Aw it was just the Alpine Kitty Where is RURP to save the day with the real link anyways.

ask your local crack dealer they seem to go thru a lot of them and might hook you up with a source.

sandbag = systematic undergrading of a climbs difficulty to attract parties on it who will epic underground spray = total utter lies where everything is false but if you pull it off someone might drive 6 hours from Seattle to Lillooet in search of perfect ice that does not exist

Yeah thelawgod doesnt have as much mangled syntax as you

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