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Dru

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  1. Will, try this site: Ice Axe
  2. rest day = beer and couch
  3. Dru

    Cute

    Does flapping your wings count as a "no hands" mantle?
  4. and we all know what a horse cock looks like
  5. I saw one of their jackets delaminate and rip after being worn for a whole DAY of off trail hiking. The guy that makes their gear is basically making exact copies of the "How To Make Your Own Gear" Ray Jardine ultrahiking crap but trying to market them to climbers instead of hikers. And guess what, there are plenty of fools out there who think that the lightest pack or whatever on the market is always the best. Have I got a pack for you. 70 liters and only weighs one pound, $125. So its made out of crepe paper and balsa wood, with suspension of dental floss, duct tape for closure and no padding or lid, but hey, iTS THE LIGHTEST ONE ON THE MARKET!!! So LIGHT YOU CAN CARRY SIX OF EM AT ONCE!!!! New for next year, toothbrushes with the lightening holes in the shaft pre-drilled, $35.00 Get a bunch as Stocking Stuffers!
  6. I saw a double bill last night. Jackass The Movie and Bowling For Columbine. Two documentaries about the American soul. Hooray for Canada
  7. And onm the subject of GoLite if you are gonna buy GoLite stuff just give the money to me instead. I will buy beer with it and then at least one of us will get some real benefit from spending the money. that stuff is trash
  8. whichever one of you is really black should get that avatar otherwise its like Michael Jackson in reverse
  9. quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: quote:Originally posted by Dru: Snow and ice are for when rock is too cold or wet to climb. you've got it all wrong, buddy. rock climbing is for when the snow and ice has fallen or melted off the mountain! you should move to canmore, they are sick like you there. also all they have is choss
  10. trask is posting as caveman's love chile now.
  11. Snow and ice are for when rock is too cold or wet to climb.
  12. [joke here about handball, and hand/eye/mouth coordination and getting spanked deleted by the Spray Police]
  13. Dru

    FLYNBRIAN

    quote: Originally posted by RuMR: quote:Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by RuMR: oh great...you're back I'm just really bent about work right now and was looking forward to a couple of days of climbing and an overpaid (seriously), incompetent a$$munch is screwing it up... Offer to go get him a coffee then drop a hit of blotter in it before you give it to him. He might actually be able to work then!! HA HA HA he couldn't be worse... Ok then give him some Rohypnol instead and take advantage of the period of lowered inhibitions and no memory to get him to do something he will get fired for.
  14. Dru

    Rockies

    YOU SHOULD BE THERE RIGHT NOW QUIT WORK AND GO
  15. You mean like Marilyn Manson?
  16. and a for iain too!
  17. i got the "mighty thing" alright Dont forget the scale model of Dru i have been employed fulltime for over 3 years now a 6 months of dirtbagging it would be most welcome...i could even handle the computer withdrawal...funded by rich wife or not.
  18. That pic of Michael a week back with the beard stubble and pink lipstick was the scariest thing Ive seen since Thinkers old avatar picture.
  19. It just melted up to 5000m or something in the sunshine
  20. NOW ITS EVEN BEEN ERASED FROM MY WORD FILE!!!! damn the only place this joke is left is in my memory and 420 is fast approaching..... YOU WIN THIS TIME SPRAY POLICE!
  21. quote: Originally posted by freeclimb9: quote:Originally posted by Dru: Thats why [Canadians] stick to peacekeeping instead of invading helpless 3rd World Countries to depose dictators we installed 15 years previously. As you probably already know, Canadian soldiers have been killed overseas in disporportinate numbers compared to the overall population of Canada. Gotta give props to the Canadian military. Some brave, selfless mofos. Yeah and the latest 4 were killed by American bomber pilots!
  22. I marry rich American girls who promise to support my desire to return to a road trippin climbing bum lifestyle.
  23. wont even let me email it now stupid spray police must be monitoring this computer just imagine the crudest Trask joke x3
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