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Dru

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  1. Now you are scaring me, if I stopped drinking beer, I would qualify as Anorexic...and have to eat more to compensate... How quickly are those 7 cal/gram released from the alcohol by your metabolism? Can you get an energy rush from it? Should I trade in my GU packets for a Hip Flask of rum???
  2. just like todd skinner!
  3. Dru

    The Shepherd

    A man approaches a shepherd, and bets him $100 against a sheep from the flock, that he can, in one guess, estimate how many sheep are in the flock. The shepherd knows he has nearly a thousand sheep, and figures it will be hard for this suited man to come anywhere near the correct number. So, thinking of what he can spend the $100 on, he agrees to the bet. The suit looks over the flock, hems and haws for a minute, mutters to himself 'add 10 for wanderers betweeen subgroups and divide by coefficient of density'... then turns to the shepherd : "979". "That's....that's Exactly right! By god I don't know how you did it but you've won fair and square." The suit grabs an animal from the flock and is turning to go when the shepherd says: "WAIT!! I'll bet you double or nothing, that I can guess your occupation!" The suit agrees, and the shepherd says "Government economist." "Yup." says the economist. "How did you know? "Well, I had a real good clue when you picked up my dog there...."
  4. Dru

    Why is Mfufy blue?

    mfufy sounds like chcKu; invent your own foreign name!
  5. yeah but if you waste time in goldbar, you miss the sultan crowd.
  6. shaves eyebrows
  7. shrink the picture size, instead of lowering the quality.
  8. you could always tour the reptile zoo and see the alligator they painted white.
  9. Looks like youre notthe only one to quit smoking....
  10. Dru

    Refreshiez

    Ya it may not have snowed for a week, but the hoarfrost on sunday was like 6" deep in many places, it was almost like the pow-pow. This bumbly felt fully safe trying to ski downhill knowing he could fall over at any time without injury. Timm@y where the hell is the Freshiez gremlin?
  11. SUBARU BACKSEAT means "you never have to couchsurf" in Japanese!
  12. set your sights higher billygoat, dont just ask for a couch, ask for a bed and a wife
  13. Dru

    READ & RANT

    the rox would be awfully crowded oncertain routes, if everyone was still climbing henry barber style with no friends, no chalk, and barefoot. think of the lineups on martian diagonal!
  14. im more interested in who replies to the Science Connections ads with the two shy mice about to get it on
  15. isnt that the yeti?
  16. 150 calories in a beer beer 7 calories/gram 21 grams of alcohol in a standard beer????? really????? lets take a pint glass of beer drink it OK take another pint glass, this time a hypothetical one... a Pint is about 700 mL +/-... average beer alcohol concentration is 5% that's 35 mL of Alcohol. now for water 1 mL = 1 gram, but alcohol is lighter than water; even applying an 0.8 conversion factor that would give us equivalent of 28 grams of alcohol, or ~200 calories. Then, there is sugar in beer too, also yeast etc. Courtenay, where do you get those Calorie reduced beers of yours? Anyways the point is, an article in the latest Scientific American recommends moderate consumption (less than 2 beer equivalents per day or approximately one pint) as beneficial for most adults. Yum! The effects of horsecock on the circulatory system, and recommended intake of same, has not yet been addressed
  17. THIS STUFF would make for some pretty good Ninja gear.
  18. chuck... having done something similar a time or two I can only say good work on digging that bollard. my suggestion is to "get back on the horse what threw ya" and go do a relatively easy climb, with a partner, pretty soon so that you have a good recent climbing memory, post near death experience, to think about.
  19. Dru

    Support group

    When I am unemployed, I will make money by selling my skills. Got writers block? Send dru your log in name and PW and he will post for you!
  20. if you ever want to start an alpine brawl tell a bunch of newbies what their guide is doing wrong
  21. did you smoke the "green and brown" in muir hut while you were there? keep up a cc.com tradition?
  22. that wasnt my experience, but i only demoed the ergo for one quick try. they're definitely more set up for hooking than swinging though.
  23. i was looking at the pickets with binoculars from BC on saturday just gapin with my mouth open cause they looked so cool. good work!
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