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apprehend unity to comprehend unity

"no its just icecream!"

baaaaa baaaa baaaaaa!

where in god's name did you find that twisted piece? Google Image Search "flying sheep" more than pigs with cloven hoofs no? wait, are sheeps hooves cloven? DEER have cloven hoofs. Goats have cloven hoofs. are orthodox jews allowed to eat goats and deer? kosher?

when cloven-hoofed mammals move through the air by means of wings or winglike parts.

Xerox Cat.

Didn't your mama ever tell you what to do to when your hose unclamps in public? Strange but true thread drift: one time a buddy and I drove down I5 to J tree from Vancouver. it was my first trip to J tree. so he puts oil in his car in blaine, and by the time he gets to centralia, its low on oil again. adds another quart, and its ALL GONE by the time we reach Kalama. so he adds ANOTHER quart and when we get to portland, we find some mechanic who agrees to examine it in the AM. so we sleep in the car all night somewhere in north portland, and in the morning hit a denny's while mechanic examines car. BUT the leak?? had mysteriously sealed up?? maybe it was the radiation from the kalama reactor... and the car did not lose another drop of oil all the way to j tree or home again??? PORTLAND FIXES OIL LEAKS

looks about same to me.

dont forget the CHEATER TOOL that extends like a cheater stick 30' to the next placement then hydraulically retracts and pulls you up to it. make kicking motions with your feet, like tom cruise in mission impossible 2, so it looks like you are actually climbing.

no and i didnt see the simpsons 300 episode spectacular either. simpsons and discovery channel are the only good TV i have ever seen... i like that discovery channel, david attenborogh narrating as hyenas lick each others balls, and a wildebeest gets eaten alive. you want kids to know what life is REALLY like show em the serengeti!

wicked! urban caving. there is all sorts of that stuff under Vancouver and of course the "steam tunnels" which everyone has probably seen on X Files.... find any "Live D&D" nerds from the 80's trapped down there? remember, rat cannot bite thru hip waders and denim, but they can bite thru denim so dont let them climb up and over the top of your hip waders or youre screwed!!!

i'm 30 yrs old and i still don't own a tv. no welfare yet! but i read 6 books a week, when its raining outside anyways... 900 pages in last 4 days.

yo mama so fat she sweats crisco!

allison is a penguin now?

i bet the dogs love it when fido makes it up there. a hydrant just for them!

castle rock

get some sledhead to VROOM in the keg and also act as a personal ski lift for more runs....

...and then the penguin says, "no, it'th jutht ithe cream!"

crafts day make mommy a statue out of bubble wrap & duct tape left over from al-Qaeda-proofing the house

A manager wants to motivate his employees in unexpected ways, so he puts a big sign above the mirror in the mens' john saying "THINK" He comes back the next day and someone has carefully labelled "THOAP" over the soap dispenser...

i find most pick damage comes from swinging at opaque ice that turns out to be only 1" thick BONK KA CHUNK SNAP I have never "broken" a pick (charlet) in 6 yrs of ice climbing but i sure as hell have BLUNTed them...dum dum mushroom style once....

dont you hate it when people reply with quotes, and then put their response in the wrong place...it makes it so hard to follow the discussion.... SWANS mate for life. geese will fuck ping pong balls if thats what they imprint on. thats not possible.... Geese mate for life thank you MR. Smarty Pants thread drift code orange!!

have you checked the expiry date on all the emergency supplies you bought for the Worldwide Computer Crash of Y2K?

SWANS mate for life. geese will fuck ping pong balls if thats what they imprint on. thats not possible.... Geese mate for life

i am not THINKER!!! ewww with that gross Avatar image