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you are smoking crack!! i bet DFA is on a sending spree

feed the growth hormone and roids and they will start predating slow moving hikers thus solving overpopulation of the alpine basin

angels crest - i'd only say about 3 pitches are 10a (angel crack, the #4 moving up the corner and out right, and the second-last), plus the bolted 10b and then the 10b var to the 5.8 whaleback which is where you can pass all the slow parties. but make no mistake, its easier to do squamish buttress than angels crest, nowhere near as sustained and the crux is short, super well protected, and you can french free it easily. also usually done much faster, like 4 hrs vs 7 for angels crest doing linkup of both in a day is good practice for long alpine routes!

Admit it, you are getting aroused by the thought of those plucked penguins. NAKED under their feathers! Naked!

The bouldering,m hmm well look for rocks at the base of the cliff or buy the new guidebook (5 days old!) with 1800 problems detailed. As for classics: Calculus Crack-Apron St Vitus Dance-Apron Rock on to Squamish Buttress -Sth Gully The Ultimate Everything -Sth Gully Arrowroute-Base of Grand The Zip - Smoke Bluffs Centerfold - Papoose Mushroom-Papoose Lost Horizon - Seal Cove High Mountain Woody-Upper Malemute Worlds Toughest Milkman-Murrin Star Chek - Cheakamus Canyon Gorge Seasoned in the Sun - Grandwall Base Birds of Prey - The Squaw Klahanie Crack and other cracks nearby - Shannon Falls Orphan - Murrin Park The Reacharound - Murrin Fist - Murrin Octopus Garden In The Shade - Smoke Bluffs Cold Comfort - Bluffs Clandestine Affair - Bluffs

I have got around it by not getting a permit

"volunteers could contact veteran first ascenders and ask them for their views" Hey guys! I just talked to this dude named Croft. He says go ahead and grid bolt EVERYTHING he ever put up!

Tim why don'cha put a geocache in the big pocket on Toxic or sumpin' You can get texy tex to actually install it for ya if you can't make da throw because of hc-induced bloating.

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the warm weather is actually stabilizing the snowpack overall. look out for warm afternoons& cornice releases (on the Coleman Deming, maybe not ) . i'd say you should worry more about busting thru crevasses than getting avalanched.

Sphinx, I heard you got a job as the "before" in an ad promoting hemorhoid relief, care to comment?

Andy Kirkpatrick is an opinionated, self promoting, dyslexic, has been, bad toothed twit who Stevie Haston famously ridiculed after Kirkpatrick called himself one of UK's best alpine climbers then was witnessed flailing and pulling on gear on a E2 (10c)

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I would almost guarantee that if guides start actively operating in Enchantments you will see fixed gear sprouting up on routes like W ridge of Prussik.

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I wiped your mama off my shoe the other day.

Your mama is so suck the Weather Channel has her permanently labelled a low pressure air mass.

Here is a new NO TRIP TR!!!!!! I was just heading out to go bouldering, when I saw a big pile of empties. Yeah, and I realized I was out of beer! So instead of going bouldering I walked to the liquor store and traded 15 empties for 6 full ones. Now I'm too drunk to go bouldering but I'm thinking of gfoing out for a run and falling in the river. Let this be a lesson to you young'uns when you are debating beer or climbing. Prioritize! Climb first, beer later, unless you can walk to the climb.

Don't buy the Ion. It is the easiest thing to lose ever except your virginity if you are a 16 yr old blonde chick with 36-24-32.

If they let guides in the Enhancements Will they let us hunt them? Open season! I would pay for a permit! Seriously - you would have to ask why a place that is already too popular, needs people brought in who would be theoretically unable to get in there on their own

Yeah, I was looking for Good Food and the ppl I was with said that was it. Then, after we drove away,. what did we see but Good Food half a block further down the road I think my burger was recycled skunk shit and the gravy was coagulated whale smegma. It was VILE

I will keep recycling old posts of Caveman for benefit of young'uns who don't remember the good old sprayin days of 2002.