Dru

i picked up some hitchhikers and they left me a tab of leary blotter where should i go trippin this time? i am thinking... either a) at work one day when everyone else out of the office b) make work project in the alpine c) CORN MAZE

Perhaps a biologist drilled the holes to create snafflehound habitat? A pika could probably nest in one...

whale model?

I wouldn't mind watching paint dry, if it was a painted on "bathing suit"

I fed snaffles on the summit of some granite monolith. Now they will associate climbers with food. In future some party will be massacred and chewed to bits.

CHIPPING!!! by sport climbers Did you place tri cams in the holes?

I saw some of this ice spontaneously trundle down today.

do they even have YARDS in Scandinavian countries? I believe the Viking measure equal to 3 feet is an ELL not a YARD.

It was sunny and warm yesterday. Nudity = the ultimate softshell. Human skin is perfectly waterproof AND breathable. However, soft skin abrasion resistance is lower than Schoeller or good ol Carhartts

I seem to recall you whaled some pins in. Also you used a plastic pink flamingo. So much for "clean" ascents.

It's bony and there is infrequent icefall on Matier Gl. Prob great for ice climbing.

It's not a "roof" it's a "lip"!!

I am pleased to announce the possible first nude on-sight solo ascent of the North North Gully. Hazards include cold winds and spiny bushes. Fixed ropes left by aid climbers were used to speed progress through cruxes and dirty sections. The FNA rating is 4th class A0.

skin pants

hardshells are SOOOOO 90's

I can fistu now or fistulata

I wonder what the qualifications are to be flatulence odor tester? Do you need to be a pretty smart feller to...

i am going to attempt an onsight, naked free speed solo

Livestock masturbator vs. fart sniffer.... which is worse? The mosquito researcher job is pretty tuff too. Some of those guys in Winnipeg get bit like 400x an hour while testing out inert control substances in repellant tests.

Alistair Crowley did indeed make first ascents on the chalk cliffs at Beachy Head, around 1905. Not repeated until Mick Fowler made 2nd ascents in the 1980's. "Any fool can climb on solid rock; to climb chalk requires judicious technique and a sound understanding of the principles of physics"

the effects of episodic landslides and collapses, averaged over time.... i am a catastrophist, see! none of this uniformitarianism, 10% of the events create 90% of the observed results.

maybe you should google up some info on the chalk cliffs before you indulge in speculation. of the C8 and C9 routes like Orgasmotron and Pleasure Dome in the chalk caves, how many are left? none - cause the entire cave is gone now.

you are saying the artist should try to avoid offending everyone. what bunk. the artist should make their statement as effectively as possible. what you are talking about is not "art" but "decoration".

the art is all about people's reactions to the proposal. it's trolling as art!

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