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if only you were married to a Geraldine you could be a silly BugGer

Here is the CBC story http://calgary.cbc.ca/regional/servlet/View?filename=ca_avalanche20040213 I doubt pieps wouldve done much good here [note to news vultures reading this despite the inference your CBC colleague made]since the search did not begin for several HOURS after the slide. I am going to guess the incident took place on Lady Wilson's.... Deaths are bad. MCTTFAF etc.

i have a 8 year old arcteryx skaha which is still bomber, i replaced the belay loop lower path at arcteryx factory while i worked there cause it was kinda frayed my 13 yr old black ice was dope for alpine routes till it got stolen out of my car

if you put it backwards you could say spring is arriving rapidly

yeah you couldve climbed a lot of stuff if you had no job or courses to go to if only it doesnt rain this w/e!

what about ZDFG?

you could try actually being interesting people that others would like to meet i heard it works

5 - Directions and Topos to Secret Crags.

is the other one and all this time i thought iaxx was dru wait if fern is my avatar can i un-ban myself

is the other one

no i post holed

peeping

here is a complete list of my banned avatars: daisy whillans chongo darkstar crank_sloper melissasendv9 bigwallbigballsrocky daisy bigwallrocky and darkstar were originally registered by ray whillans and chongo by mikeadam i registered crank_sloper and melissasendv9 myself daisy, whillans, chongo, bigwallrocky and crank-sloper were al;l banned I believe by matt perkins in a fit of pique because i had the temerity to post a and a on the now-locked new rainier speed record thread around page 20 darkstar was banned after 2 posts i think for something ray said melissasendv9 was banned cause i traded the pw to mikeadam during his brawl with jon i only have 2 other avatars and im not telling

still a lot of snow on the ground my pad and slippers are soaked i coulda used one of those maxis with wings

you can buy them from subway vending machines

Im going in 30 minutes. Send PM quick if you can make it.

who actually owns an 11mm anymore

i hope she got a semen sample on her dress

You didn't like my method of producing more than a fall factor 2 ???! FWIW: if you take a 200ft fall on a 100ft of rope, it's surely gunna stretch a hell of a lot more than 7%. The FF is calculated pre-stretch. If you actually forced a big fall factor FOUR on a rope it would break after stretching more than 60%...if every thing else didn't fail first...like harness, anchor, 'biners, vertibrea. well i chose a random figure of 7%, it varies by rope... some statics have an elongation of 1% and some skinny 8mm ropes with super low impact have elongation of 25% or more. that's how you can be TRing at marble canyon and still take a groundfall from 10m up

everyone should stay home this weekend in the rain instead of going to lillooet you will stay warmer and drier

1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2- Your orgasms are real. Always. 3- Your last name stays put. 4- The garage is all yours. 5- Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7- Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10- Same work, more pay. 11- Wrinkles add character. 12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00 14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17- One mood, all the damn time. 18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20- You can open all your own jars. 21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22- Your underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack. 23- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. 24- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 25- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me". 27- No maxi-pads. 28- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 31- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 33- Your belly usually hides your big hips. 34- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 35- You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. 36- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes. 37- The world is your urinal. Since trask has been banninated I thought I should post this one and hopefully some good spray will fly. Bring it

OK: there are some user names out there that are "HisandHers" user names like "BenandJennifer" or whatever. You know who you are. Stupid for two reasons: 1) it's confusing when you post as we don't know which member of the couple is posting 2) when you break up, you'll have to have a custody fight over the avatar and whoever gets it will be doomed to post with the name of his/her ex attached to every post. Thank you for your attention to this important matter.

im in hiding so you can't take your garbage can skis back from me, or i will actually have to put bindings on my other pair

what happens if you spray revivex on a duck

emperor penguin down is naturally waterproof