Why not, I don't know, learn to climb by, I don't know, climbing?? "GO TO THE GYM"??? How about "Go climbing", not "Be a fucking loser"? Belay slaves don't climb, they belay. And "Get certified"? Are you a Mountie?
Snugtop, why not you and I head out to the hills. I'll take the fisrt lead, then it's your turn. You'll be OK. I'll work you past the tough spots, keep you calm, massage you with scented oils.
Will your wife let you?
Wife? None of that shit for me. Gotta keep my options open. Lykis 101.
you're right, someone whose avatar name is taken from HP LOvecraft would never get married, RIGHT JUSTIN?