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rampart creek

Two Phish fans in the parking lot as the acid wears off "Who the hell are those guys on stage" "I don't know but they sure suck."

no but you step into a cold sauna and then warm it up with bursts of water applied to the rocks.

dude. sauna = steam. steam = boiling. boiling = 100C. Dude. He said the sauna was heated to 100C. That would roast your skin. not necessarily. in the army they did tests where they heated soldier volunteers at like 200C for two hours trying to get them to pass out etc. if you reach 100c at a slow rate of increase your skin has time to adjust (sweating etc).

dude. sauna = steam. steam = boiling. boiling = 100C.

you can light a fire with dry cowshit real easy. better than newspaper

You launch into a crux section and it is fuckin hard. You keep running it out looking for a sport to get some pro in cause you are going to need a stance or rest in order to let go. None appears and your gear dwindles below you as you get increasingly frantic looking for a rest,you're overgripping, pumped out, throwing moves with no style or technique, fighting every inch upwards, grab a big hold and can't muster up enough force to mantle it, wobble, somehow spaz up and throw in a cam thinking about how you nearly pitched off for a 60 foot ride.

Dude, you need to be a little more discerning about who you clmb with. A little bit of grab-ass on the glacier is one thing, but big wall masturbation is down right wrong. ya there is enough perversion on the walls with the whole golden showers from 2 pitches above thing

i guess you know more about it, and their respective anus sizes, than i do.

number of stomachs

in the second picture it is good to see you are dressing your kid up like a snafflehound even though it aint halloween.

think its from doping?

Where is Mt. Unimog anyways?

i don't have it scanned. who wants to see your dick anyways

ya its getting to that time of year when its better to climb north facing stuff than south facing

fuck it pain relief is for sissies. the ice axe works best for them. or the ducttape to cut off their screams.

I'm certain everyone with a camera has managed to catch a partner hamming it up or making some amusing photo material inadvertently at one time or another. While we wait for photo contest results - post some of those stupid partner trick photos. here is steve getting into extreme gu eating

you can see the status of the poll in the sidebar on the entrance page

i learned how to do first aid with just a spare t-shirt, ice axe and duct tape in my wilderness first aid class anyways.

I should mention for all you desperate FA hounds Fern and I went back this w/e and climbed that left hand "unclimbed ice" that Steve and I were misled on last weekend. Turns out it is a 25m WI2 despite what it looks like from the road. And you only have to hike an hour plus to find that out.

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oh yeah trust to cbs to bring down the good ship thread drift with the iceberg of back on topic

personally, i wasn't talking fingers or fist. i meant FIVE! "Drop and give me five of your best"

well shit if you say 5 do you mean hand or fist?

many have tried to bribe me in the past