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north gully north-north arete crap crags to colon caramba crags echelon half moon chimney amphitheatre bastille third abortion petgill wall

chossiest crag ever: vantage. don't mind occasional loose holds but when they are unpredictably loose, whole bolts come off with the rocks, and the entire column is unstable i do not like it. chossiest rock climb: some pitches of cayoosh wall were quite bad, rotten schist. i was very worried the ropes would be cut just from their movement as they followed me up the climb chossiest "rock": volcanic debris on the north side of plinth peak. but hey when you can cut a bollard in rock with your gloved hand you can just pretend it is a solid type of snow. however when chunks of snow hit the belayer they usually don't result in cracked helmets and broken cameras.

what is the worst rock you have ever climbed on? why was it the worst? compare and contrast it to other areas of bad rock you have experienced.

let's all mount a sneak spray attack on rc.com. they'll never know what hit them. the topic will be "New V17 in Secret Washington Spot." posting begins at 4:20 PM today so register your avatars ahead of time. after they ban us all we can all log on to supertopo.com and post about the boot flake falling off.

ok... mike is correct spray is slow and boring today where are all the threads like this one? http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?t=89572 it's really sad one has to go to britain to find good spray today. is it the sunny weather or post-pube club hangovers?

roid snafflehound

is it blood coming out of your ears or did the wax just liquefy?

mikey is just pissed because they are gossiping about him on the super secret women's only forum!

physically fit that's a switch didnt the last couple ride around everywhere in a golf cart?

if only i could use my #4bigbro as a zoom lens

lies

i bet his weight is around 420 lbs

pac man is free!

hairs not long enough to comb over silly ive got news for you mofo you are to young for that to be a beer belly and too old for it to be baby fat

but if i had a big zoom lens it would suck for carrying up routes in my pocket

yeah cause you are too young to go to a club and hear dj's spinning live

i dont think reading a book about multipitch before you climb multipitch will help you anymore than reading a cookbook if you are hungry

i heard a rumor off white has some vinyl-to-cd set up a dj friend of mine can do it but he's too busy to spend 2 days burning copies of all my vinyl for me

sweet photo? olympus digital with exposure issues

shit you guys are in denial lance is as juiced up as ben johnson and you are ignoring the obvious

snaffle proof tent i have slept in a hilleberg. not the nallo but something else. Pretty good tent i thought.

it depends if you have to scrub it or not.

dear Mike 1) obtain some waterproof speakers 2) obtain the Painkiller (Live in Nagoya '94) tour album "Talisman" 3) put Talisman on stereo 4) fill bathtub with water (use blood if you prefer) 5) turn speakers to 11 6) put speakers in tub 7) put head in tub After about half an hour of this you will understand why whales beach themselves when the Navy tests out its new sonar system!

number chasing is about the same as trying to get the high score at pac-man.

my cat is bigger than your dogs