CANOEING? WTF are you turning into a Canadian? Sell your guns, grow a beard, drink Molsons and eat Kraft Dinner with maple syrup, live in an igloo, and know all the words to Stompin' Tom's "The Hockey Song". Then you won't need to borrow a canoe cause you will own one.
By the way - I don't have a canoe.
Also - how is sex in a canoe like Labatt's? It's fuckin' close to water!