How often do you think Wolfgang Gullich changed his underwear when working Action Directe?
Do you think Alex Huber changed his ginch after free soloing Der Opportunist, or Der Kommunist, or the Brandler-Hasse, or taking the fall off the 14b pitch of Bellavista and ripping out half his gear?
Can you place knotted panties in the cracks in the Elbesandstein?
How many panties should one take on the melted out North Face of the Eiger? Do sWiss underwears change more often than German ones, after all there is more Swiss chocolate. Maybe they change them when the cuckoo clock coos.