Dru

From ribbon to ribbin'

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who would bolt a boulder problem

Fly all the way to Africa to climb a roadcut

When is the next year of the horsecock

Monkeying around with gorillas?

Sounds like you are looking for a guide or do you have experience on other walls just not El Cap?

hey E

year of The_Rooster!

do you really think i took any of the other ones? ok maybe the one of alpineK

why are you carrying all this stuff on a 2 and a half pitch route? would you take bivi gear on Polar Circus? where did you find a 2.5 pitch route "in" this weekend - colorado or lake louise? anyways on a short multipitch route usually all i'm carrying is a belay jacket, abalakov webbing and maybe a landjaeger. need an extra pair of gloves - stuff them down your shirtfront to keep them warm, likewise a tiny point and shoot camera. mittens suck under any conditions. why carry water up a 2 pitch climb? just drink the stuff before you start climbing. it all fits in a 10 liter pack. don't ever carry fleece up a climb, what next, carrying 10 lb rocks, beer kegs, laptops, spare snowtires, an umbrella???

AURORA WATCH: A high-speed solar wind stream is buffeting Earth's magnetic field and causing mild geomagnetic storms. Sky watchers in Scandinavia, Alaska and Canada should be alert for auroras tonight. no moon tonight to block the aurora, and clear skies

This is a good one for a new caption contest! "Hey Bill! If I bend down like this I can look right up that hole in the ass of your rad pants!" or "Brah! You never gonna send that thing! You didn't bring your Prana cotton hoodie into the mountains like I did, you have no send power!"

aren't you sorry you gave the mittens to me now

Today's Gadfly, where he repeats this new "possible M14" in Colorado and downgrades it to M11, is pretty funny too.

I bet they told other people in the hospital, like that were in there with broken feet, "Well, at least you didn't cut your own balls off!"

I hate you You should be stuck in the office like me Please post pictures to further my torment

I think that ones further up the canyon but what do I know.

Combolations, Elizagerth!

Thats Marble Canyon across the highway from Haffner you dufus, not Marble Canyon by Lillooet.

Where is this Mount Sleese? The only ones who seem to climb it are dyslexics.

quick, register "first_nodder_to_the_top_of_poo" before someone else snaps it up

ok how do you like these