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in 10,000 BC i made the first ascent of a brontosaurus, placing hand-chipped flint pitons along the way. this was before fire was invented so we could only do night descents using glow-worms, fireflies and bioluminescent alagae.

i think you need a snowmobile fred b went to take a look and ended up going to smith instead

Now get out there and give 110% for the team!

Gray-haired snaffle I think I got my first 'top in 2001

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Kalymnos Spain Sardinia Corsica

Thought #1: maybe you should have bought a Reverso instead of a B52

My 1st ascent skills would improve astronomically You mean like 11a X instead of 10d X

are they going to hook guns up to webcams so disabled people can hunt cats using the internet?

Coach disciplined for licking players' wounds

I thought climbers talked in baby talk all the time "Gri-gri, waaaah!"

What if you invented a time machine, went back in time, and taught yourself how to climb? Would your skills exponentially improve?

I would suggest that the weather in April or May will be a more important factor than snowfall in March.

Nothing says "pure unregulated capitalism" quite like drug smuggling. Cocaine is so 80's though.

Is there a PlayEwe?

but he is an American resident in Canada who was arrested in the US

"Adult entertainment for women"? Playgirl is for queer guys.

So he crossed the border into the USA, and then picked up the drugs? I thought the whole point of drug smuggling was getting it across the border

I was squeezed out of my mom in 1977. Don't think that counts though. Yeah, the Birth Canal. Good thing you didn't try a head jam. C-sections are aid

Actually now that I think about it I probably squeezed through my first offwidth in 1972

First boulder problem 1977 Bagged first peak 1979 Tied in 1990.

Not OK to rub on hands: Nitric acid Caustic soda Butyric acid Tar sludge Rabid wolverines OK to rub on hands: Dove soap Chalk Rubbing alcohol Firm, natural breasts

Pitons

What do you mean by climbing?

Post again in 20 or 30 years if you manage to come up with a working BMD system