So we can expect a poo thread as soon as the coffee hits your colon?
Go eat a quart of cherries and a couple cobs of corn and then sit back and wait for the ass bomb. That'll give you some quality spray time.
There are no new variations on Slesse NEB anymore. Even if you are grunging around in overhanging hip deep moss looking for a crack or a hold you can rest assured that at least one other person has been offroute in the same place.