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I read where climbers are scared of commitment. Discuss. This might include running away for a week.

I think Mike caught shit because he wasn't supposed to post those naked pics on a public forum.

I'm gonna ask Fred if he has any left.

there's a fad for shit-talking the route you just completed.

I always knew Peter Puget was untrustworthy! He was probably too busy cutting and pasting from Ayn Rand's blog to show up.

Well didn't you follow the blue taped holds?

No shit and it doesn't even mention beer shortages and plastic bead shortages! All they need now is an earthquake and some zombies, or radioactive mutants.

they record all the plates and know the last time your car was across, so if it was really 2 weeks before in the same car you're best to tell the truth or they will REALLY dig out the thumbscrews.

The Dutch.... The Bangladeshis.... And sea level is rising as we warm the globe.

In the Fairley guide I found a reference to "Recreation Map of the North Cascades" by Beckey and Al Cardwell, published by the Mountaineers sometime in the early or mid-80s. Anybody know if this is still in print?

Somewhere I have heard of a topo map that covers the entire North Cascades NP plus a bit of Canada, at a scale of around 1:125,000 or 1:250,000. I can't find the reference to it in the Beckey guide I thought I remembered. A friend is looking to acquire one of these maps. Do they exist and if so, where can you get one?

I don't think it's the Twight Zone unless you had sex with death. Or Gu.

Velcro mittens? Check.

I'm certain that if you check mountainspeedwanking.com it will say that "Fido" holds the record and attack the actual record holder as a liar.

and he forgot how to tilt the camera, too!

Will the survivors be attacked by alligators as they tread water in the ruins?

From the BBC: Gun fight at gas station sounds like a bad scene especially if the fumes explode when you shoot someone. If this ever happens to Seattle don't forget to take a club, ninja sword or ice tool when you go to get gas to escape.

i hear a steep tech jacket in mint condition will fetch up to Euro 30,000 in the bazaars of Dhaka.

zinc is just another name for chromium, you can't fool me

Which is more dangerous?

Who was pushing your shit and did he leave you a tip? or draw you a mustache

You are only dangerous to sheep and to 2-year olds.

Even though this route is a VI on American scale its probably only D+ or TD- on Euro scale due to ease of bailing... discuss. The quality of the route has nothing to do with the grade, but the chestbeat factor is more associated with the grade than the quality.. discuss. Everyone but me is a whiny little bitch and you all suck: discuss.