Charlie

Screw her. The cheating bitch was about to dump your sorry ass anyway.

I gotta know, what's the story?

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!????? THIS PICTURE IS FREAKING ME OUT, MAN!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think that's a turtle head. I'd say it's her labia (aka meat curtains).

A fat ass isn't so bad if it's got a nice big rack along. Nothing worse than a fat girl with a flat chest.

I think ANY guy would get a hard-on coming home to find a reasonably attractive nude female on the counter. Erik, quit putting us down. You're damaging my ego. I've got a hard-on right now.

Last time I did a "load cycle" of it, I gained like 15 pounds in 10 days. I was doing it in the middle of winter, just for wieght training. If you are a thinner person, it may be a helpful supplement to your climbing (greater strength gains, faster recovery time,..) but it just made me even heavier.

One time down in Joshua Tree- We climbed atop a big boulder in flipflops carrying a fifth of something. We proceeded to polish off the fifth and by that time, the sun had gone down. I then had to down climb in the dark, drunk off my ass in flipflops. The next day... I was belaying my partner on dogleg when I become overwhelmed with an intense urge to shit....when he finally reached the belay, I took him off, dropped my harness, and let loose. Relieved, I reattached my harness, tied in, and started up the pitch. About halfway up, I reached around to chalk up- to my horror.....my chalkbag was completely full of PISS!!!!!

Download the book you want from a fileshare site (kazaa, etc), then burn it onto a CD. Yeah I know this is stealing, but it's raining all weekend- so fuck off.

The wall is at least 30' tall. I was considering that teaching thing, but with my bad attitude, I don't think I could handle the employees there "qualifying" me. I've actually climbed it once, it's not bad.

Anyone out there climb on the wall there? I'm a member and work out there all the time, but I never see anyone climbing on the wall.

OR....you can be THANKFULL that you life and work are so simple, that these are the types of problems you have. I know I'm sweet, but sugar?

I would suggest getting the guts to tell them yourself, instead of whining about it on some message board.

another vote for town crier

Not all (on this site), but a lot- it always cracks me up when I meet someone on this site in person- they talk like they're mister cool, badass, toughguy. But- in person they're a little geek.

see, you've already posted another 100 since I last posted. Give it a rest

You've been on this board almost 2 years less than I have, yet you have 200 more posts than I do....who needs to shut the fuck up?

Is this one of the many ***whiney liberal evergreen college berkinstock tofu my subaru somehow does less damage to the environment than your suv I'm poor (because I majored in english) so everyone with money is greedy and evil wha wha wha*** on this board?

I find I get the closest shave if I staret with an electric, then give it a once-over with a regular razor.