Chaps

You goofballs! Best belayer? That is debatable! We will need a belaying contest with official timers. Then we'll see who is best.

In Minnesota, a 80M rope is a two for one special. Just cut it in half and go climb your 20M and STFU.

So I fluffed on my trip down to Waukesha, so what! All you guys do is sit around here and fluff on the Internet! I'd like to see a map of that. And maybe a graph showing time wasted vs. climbing. And we know what that would look like...all wasted time on the Internet talking about nothing. Grow up!

I can't find Mt. Yocum on the map, and it isn't on Summit Post either. Where is it? Is it a pretty fun rappel route? I have a 40m rappel rope setup, so I'm hoping this will work. If you're willing to meet me at the gym here in Minnesota we can work on our rappel skills and get ready to rap this thing. I have a two person tent, but I don't have a sleeping bag. Let's put together a list of equipment and get after this thing!

I enjoyed the thumping of the chest by the previous poster! Is this climbable with a 30m rope?

Hi-ho! Hey buddy, I'm in Minnesota, you want to meet up somewhere in between and do some cragging? I have a 30 meter rope. Do you have a rack?

Gosh, I've belayed WAY harder and have been belaying for way longer than that fellow in "Take". He's a rip off. Probably one of you miscreants. Hell, I've belayed new new routes and didn't tell anyone.

Gosh, you dope smoking losers need to grow up and get a life. Reality is cool, you should try it!

I'm pro-lesbian. I think that a lesbian should be elected president, because they can think like a man, yet have the equipment of a woman...so they can emphasize with both sides of the coin. Also, they know how to climb their 30 meters and STFU, or at least the lesbians I hang out with do. I also like her style. Saw a picture with her having a little skunk white patch in her hair. Makes me think of that girl from ScoobyDo. Minnesota approves.

I did a quick survey of my buds out here in Minnesota, and we all agree: It's only you.

You guys are such dweebs! Can't you go find a political bulletin board to go post on? This is a climbing website!

Gosh! You Pacific Northwesterners are getting served notice! Its about time too....too much time is spent on non-climbing topics instead of the chosen focus of these forums....CLIMBING! Thanks again Roadking.

Roadking, I'm glad I'm not the only one who has mad this observation. I wonder how may of the fluff stuffers on this site DO climb. It makes you wonder how they ended up here! Why are they not posting on a quilting forum, or maybe an addiction forum? I'm from Minnesota, but maybe you and I can hook up for some actual climbing next time I come out to the Cascades and leave these clowns to their shenanigans. Thank you for posting, if there were more people like you the world would be a better place.

Looks who is back! Its Mr. Popularity. Well, the moderators are giving you a second chance, huh? Well don't blow it...keep it on topic or I'll complain again.

Do you have any topos of these collums?

I have heard the traffic is bad in Seattle. So the parking is bad too????

Tvashtarkatena, you sound like a pretty good climber. Have you done the route in the picture above? Is that you in the picture?

Good point tvashtarkatena....does anyone have a topo for the REI wall? I want make sure there is SOMETHING within my range before I fly out.

Outside, next to a puddle Captain Obvious!

Unbelievable....there has to be camera tilt going on! Anyone sent that route wit the crack to the right?

Hi ho! Looks like you guys are keeping the banter mostly on climbing. Glad to see it looks like that Seahawks fellow got banned for posting fluff in my thread. So hey, what climbing store do you guys like? I heard that the REI flagship store there in Seattle has a wicked cool climbing wall? The pictures look AWESOME. Sometime I'd like to fly out and give that thing a go. Does it protect with gear or are there bolts? Who here has lead that beast? Looks like some pretty stout climbing.

What does it feel like to have 1036 posts of non-climbing related useless banter under your belt? You must be proud. I don't usually use such language, but you really come off as a real jackass. It's fun to tease people who take climbing serious, huh? Why are you even here? You clearly don't belong. Sure, you passed the little quiz, but so can my 10 year old niece. It is pretty clear that you exist to be a pest. How does it make you feel? Do you actually enjoy it? Have you considered maybe doing something positive with your life? Go give blood or something, if you aren't infected with some disease. Otherwise I'm afraid that you just are a waste of carbon. Sorry to be so harsh, but you've got to live up to the facts...your contribution on this earth isn't adding up to much.

Oh my God your a fricking moron. Moderators, Seahawks is clearly in violation of all rules of good taste. Please remove him from my thread. Thanks, and have a great evening.

G-Spotter, get some manners. And anyway, you have demonstrated that you are unfit for this thread anyway. I'm going to send the Moderators some messages asking for you to be removed from my thread since you can't seem to behave.

Anyway, I'll ignore this Seahawks guy. Obviously this guy is just a football fan who got lost on the internet and ended up by accident on a climbing bulletin board. I would bet he has never climbed a 30m pitch in his life. Here is a little quiz for you Seahawks: What do you call the snap rings used for climbing? The technical term please. If you don't know you should consider yourself ignorant and go to the back of the line!