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nothing like a 24 hr bout of food poisoning after eating 16 oz's of bacon to demonstrate just how many nooks n' crannies exist in ones stomach :)

 

LOL. WTF? I mean on the quantity of bacon.

 

+1 on the food poisoning revelations on stomach structure.

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pre-cooked weight i reckon. came home from work one night. had a beer. stomach felt kinda funky. still, was hungry, so figured what the hell? a whole pack a bacon oughta set it to rights :)

 

i don't remember the date exactly, but i could figure it out easy enough. i'd just gotten a national geographic in the mail that day - the cover had a huge great white coming out of the water, face-first, jaws wide open. i set it atop the porcelain god for later reference and soon find meself looking down that fucker's huge gullet each time i was emptying mine - a wonderful mental connection that will last until the alzheimeric fugue descends upon me that no doubt i'll have deserved as well :)

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sheeit, heated b-room floor transforms the experience entirely - hardly a hardship thataways, more like a anorexic teen's wet-dream :)

 

i ain't ordered a southwest chicken sandwich from subway since my last memorable public food fuckup....

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Did I mention the overhead heat lamp? Your heaving, shivering body is gently warmed from both sides. The raja slate, the black granite - it's almost a cleansing mini-retreat, really.

 

My 2nd bout was courtesy of Taco Bell, I believe. That's our traditional family junk food station we're talking about - the ultimate betrayal. Meatless burrito, too. No kangaroos were harmed in the making of this disaster.

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me nor god much seem endangered of changing - i'd be happy to quit wandering through the woesome brush were He so hip to banish it though :)

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"noah" opens to biblical rain 'round my place and a noaa wedder forecast shows nothing but liquid-hate for the full foreseeable future - should i be worried? :)

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