KaskadskyjKozak Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 nothing like a 24 hr bout of food poisoning after eating 16 oz's of bacon to demonstrate just how many nooks n' crannies exist in ones stomach LOL. WTF? I mean on the quantity of bacon. +1 on the food poisoning revelations on stomach structure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 13, 2014 Author Share Posted March 13, 2014 pre-cooked weight i reckon. came home from work one night. had a beer. stomach felt kinda funky. still, was hungry, so figured what the hell? a whole pack a bacon oughta set it to rights i don't remember the date exactly, but i could figure it out easy enough. i'd just gotten a national geographic in the mail that day - the cover had a huge great white coming out of the water, face-first, jaws wide open. i set it atop the porcelain god for later reference and soon find meself looking down that fucker's huge gullet each time i was emptying mine - a wonderful mental connection that will last until the alzheimeric fugue descends upon me that no doubt i'll have deserved as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 I have a radiant heated bathroom floor, so there was that. There's one local teriyaki joint I'll be skipping from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 13, 2014 Author Share Posted March 13, 2014 sheeit, heated b-room floor transforms the experience entirely - hardly a hardship thataways, more like a anorexic teen's wet-dream i ain't ordered a southwest chicken sandwich from subway since my last memorable public food fuckup.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 (edited) Did I mention the overhead heat lamp? Your heaving, shivering body is gently warmed from both sides. The raja slate, the black granite - it's almost a cleansing mini-retreat, really. My 2nd bout was courtesy of Taco Bell, I believe. That's our traditional family junk food station we're talking about - the ultimate betrayal. Meatless burrito, too. No kangaroos were harmed in the making of this disaster. Edited March 13, 2014 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Still getting into shit after all these years. Same old Ivan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 ah catbird! Remember catturdeat? Do you know who that was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 27, 2014 Author Share Posted March 27, 2014 me nor god much seem endangered of changing - i'd be happy to quit wandering through the woesome brush were He so hip to banish it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Remember catturdeat? Do you know who that was? WILL SELL THIS INFORMATION FOR $3141.59 NICE ROUND SUM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 "noah" opens to biblical rain 'round my place and a noaa wedder forecast shows nothing but liquid-hate for the full foreseeable future - should i be worried? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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