New V13

[Dru]

Sent by Gollum in the opening scenes of LOTR Two Towers

 

He downclimbs it!

 

Dude has wicked ape index.

 

There is also lots of slow lingering alpine porn shots of new zealand mountains again.

[COL._Von_Spanker]

I'm goin tonight. I hope it's not to dull, cause I usually fall asleep in period drama's.

[b-rock]

You'll like it, lot's o' ass-kickin'.

[glen]

Name of the new V13? My Precioussssssss

[thelawgoddess]

I'm goin tonight. I hope it's not to dull, cause I usually fall asleep in period drama's.

 

don't forget - this is just another piece of genius work by the guy who brought us "meet the feebles". if you fall asleep during this flick, i will have no more respect for you!

[iain]

is this the sequel to fraggle rock we're talking about?

[thelawgoddess]

oh, dude; fraggle rock was the shit!!! but, no ... not hardly.

 

meet the feebles

 

(warning: this muppet movie is NOT for the children!)

[iain]

fraggle rock could ONLY have been produced under the influence of some heavy intoxicants.

[salbrecher]

I fell asleep in LOTR . I tried watching it another time at a resonable hour but got just as bored and ended up watching "The Hot Chick".

[North_by_Northwest]

What's the connection between LOTR and "Meet the Feebles"? I haven't seen Feebles yet but they sound awful sick.

 

How about the movie "Bad Taste", anyone seen that?

It's from NZ.

[Ade]

Same director, believe it or not.

[Necronomicon]

Don't forget "Bad Taste" and the classic "Dead Alive", which perhaps the goriest hilarity ever produced. My favorite scene is the fat Uncle taking a piss. If you pay attention, you can hear his kidney stones hitting the bowl. And don't forget the kick-ass priest giving it to the teenage zombies, or the shoulder-slung lawn mower zombie party clear-out/blood bath scene. TOO funny.

[Dru]

I have seen Bad Taste, Brain Dead (not "Dead Alive") AND Meet The Feebles. Dude that would make a wicked Triple-Bill.

[layton]

You're missing out if you haven't seen Dead Alive. I think it may be the funniest movie I have ever seen. Pure creative genious. Meet the Feebles is funny in idea, but when actulized, it is pretty lame.

 

Wanna see two quality films?

Check out David Lynch's early works, "The Alphabet, and The Grandmother"

And then see "Vulgar" by the guys that brought you clerks, dogman, etc... Not what you will expect!

[thelawgoddess]

"Braindead was the original title for the movie, but Vidmark changed it to Dead Alive."

 

when the third lotr comes out, i'm hoping cinerama will run marathon showings of all three books ...

 

a screen release of the extended version of the fellowship would be nice, too.

[COL._Von_Spanker]

bring yer pea bottle.

 

By the way, archie mcphees in ballard sells the hospital type pea bottles with a funny graphic on it. Not sure why, but it's prolly better than a nalgene.

[sk]

peeing in a bottle in a crowded theater is a little uncomfortable... I bet they would have intermission

[Greg_W]

Not to mention kind of loud after a $6 super-jumbo drink.

[thelawgoddess]

i saw a 15-hour movie once. IN GERMAN. well, actually it was a mini-series in germany, but they showed it here in one go - over two days at the grand illusion. it was awesome. although, somehow i think i'd have more "fun" at a lotr movie marathon ...

 

ps, colonel: "pee"

[forrest_m]

when i was a kid, my friends and i went to the james bond film festival at the neptune, they showed all the movies in order back to back. we went in with a big bag of snacks and stumbled out, 16 hours later, completely destroyed. It would probably take a lot longer now, but i think the last flick was for your eyes only. i think that's still my fav. 007 movie, mostly because he kill some dude with a piton while prussiking a rope with his shoelaces