glen Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Who should be given the somewhat honorable, somewhat dishonorable, title of "Sprayer of the Year" ? Before casting your vote (and remember, every vote counts since we're not in Florida), remember all of those choice moments off CC.com-dom. All the tasteless jokes... Avatar tests... pointless posts consisting of only a smiley... bragging... and Sprayer of the Year Voting!DrutraskGregWDoctorFlash AmazingTheLawGoddess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 I admit I think less of Dru for not including me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Whoooo, DFA's in the lead with a landslide 66% of the vote! Â Crack open the champagne, folks; it's time for the victory party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rr666 Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 WOW, and there is a whole 3 votes. What other computer did you use to vote for yourself? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Stifle it, devilboy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 DFA - You lucky guy. After weeks of campaigning last year end I ended up with two less votes than you do at the time of this posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Always remember, dear Mr. Puget: There is no substitute for panache! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 DFA is now trying to demonstrate why he is Sprayer of the Year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 YA GregW and I must have gone to the same finishing school! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 That worthless lump of sod Trask has snatched up an inconceivable 25% of the vote! Things are getting a bit tight, but Dr. Flash Amazing still handily controls the polls! Â Get out the vote, citizens, and no one gets hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen Posted December 19, 2002 Author Share Posted December 19, 2002 But, if no one else votes, you are assured of a landslide victory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 All of my personalities just voted for you DFA - Â Dont forget us after the election! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Now that the contestants have voted with their assorted avatars, let's hear from the rest of the audience... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Bahh. Sprayer of the year but to weak to show his face at the pub club (as was iain). He continues to hide behind his monitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 What a tough choice. Dru's got it for volume, but he's light on anger, and what about providing real beta: is that a plus or minus? (I think its a plus, a master sprayer is well rounded) Trask is definitely off-topic master, the gross out king. He's certainly an enduring icon, but he's weak on the climbing blather. GregW is well rounded, wades into the endless political fray with gusto, he's quick with an insult, and likes to stir the shit, but c'mon, isn't he just a little toooo reasonable sometimes? DFA is still a relative newcomer, but it already seems like he's always been here. He's like those old Bozo boxing clowns, hit him in the nose and he pops right back up with that same smile (or is it a sneer?) on his face. He's also the sole liberal on the ticket, which raises the question: as in Talk Radio, can a liberal really spray or do they only sputter? Law Goddess is a plucky sort for sure, durable and gives back what she gets, but she doesn't have a killer instict with the slings and arrows, is she included on the list as part of an affirmative action program? And what about the various underdogs, Iain the pagetop snaffle king, Robbob the perky boxing platypus with a smirk, where was the primary that eliminated these folks? And I'd have to agree, its just not the real deal without Caveman on the ballot, unless you're gonna nominate him for a lifetime achievement award (but I don't think he's over the hill yet). Â When do the polls close? Who's handling the exit polling data? What talking heads can we round up for the commentary and analysis? Will CNN cover the results? Oh my, you can just feel the tension in the room.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 i understand accepting only one vote from one ip address so that people don't use multiple avatars to skew votes, but there really is more than one actual physical person at this ip address! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Offwhite that is amazing---I have had a mental picture of Dr. Flash as one of those clowns too! Maybe he really is one...a modern-day boxing clown-bot, programmed with NPR and Libertarian party feedback loops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 hey glen, why am i on your list??? (that's a rhetorical question.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Who you calling a Bozo-bot, Platypussy? You want some of the DFA? Huh? Huh? Zat whatcherafter? Eh? Think before you move, beeeyotch! Rope a dope, rope a dope! You got nothin' on the Doctor! Nothin'! DFA brings maaaad spray every muhfuggin' day, foo'! Uh! Can't step to this! Can't step to it! Naaahhh! Back up, 'fore ya gets popped! BLAOW! Don't front on Shaolin! Wu-Tang steez cominatcha, splittin' ya wig, hops! Boo-yah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 GregW ...isn't he just a little toooo reasonable sometimes? Â Good. Now I have a goal to set for 2003: total psychotic spray domination!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Pssshhh ... Bitch, don't even front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Step off, byotch. I'm not afraid to get ghetto on your ass, homey!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Son, you wouldn't know ghetto if a bunch of loc'ed-out Gs opened a crack house in your cracker-ass basement and started runnin' ho's outta your living room, so don't even run off at the lip, tryin' ta play hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 *beep ba-beep beep de-deep beep beep!* Â This just in! Dr. Flash Amazing is running away with the election, and the votes just keep on pouring in! Several other candidates have been placed on suicide watch as they sink into an ever-deepening blue funk over the sound trouncing they've received from the relative newcomer and undisputed champion of the people! Stay with us for complete Sprayer of the Year election coverage! Â Brought to you in Full-Spectrum Snaffle-Vision! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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