rob Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 hot chiles + saddle sores + warm weather = sadness things I learned in Bend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Bill - +1 on what OlyClimber said - thanks a bunch for fucking up the format with your stupid pic billcoe + regards = = a diatribe = more regards and more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 i rate this thread 4 flaming turds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 OMG, I just ate over half a box of Duncan Hines yellow cake mix right out of the box. I just pop open the box and eat the powder with a soup spoon. I've told my wife not to buy the stuff but she doesn't listen. She gets upset that I always nosh it right out of the box, and cakes never get made. Anyway, everyfuckingtime I eat a box of this shit, in addition to my manboobs growing an inch I feel like puking. Can anyone advise what can mitigate the puking feeling? I can't stop eating it and she won't stop buying it. Seriously. I might head down to finish off the box right now. Holy shit that's good stuff. I can't even imagine how bad that crap is for me, so I'll avoid reading the lack of nutrition labeling for now. Help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Jeebus Keerist Oh-boy, just keep at it until you grow calluses on your sphincter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeR Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Just get a can of this to wash down all that cake mix should lube up your gi tract just right so the mix can make it out the other end before it causes too much damage. Might want to install a seat belt on your toilet to prevent liftoff though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 FYI, I want to stay away from solutions that involves me putting anything more up my butt. Thanks. Fixed that for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Learn to enjoy the pain. Think of it as a second chance to savor the hot sauces you love! Have fun with it, do a blind "taste test" with a variety of sauces. Keep us posted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 18, 2012 Author Share Posted September 18, 2012 I got these little yoghurt bottles you drink at Trader Joes...just completed a science experiment. will file report tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 19, 2012 Author Share Posted September 19, 2012 Yogurt chaser worked, no butthurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 19, 2012 Author Share Posted September 19, 2012 Applied orally, didn't try it the other way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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