Advice sought

[rob]

hot chiles + saddle sores + warm weather = sadness

 

things I learned in Bend.

[pink]

Bill - +1 on what OlyClimber said - thanks a bunch for fucking up the format with your stupid pic

 

 

billcoe + regards = = a diatribe = more regards and more

 

[kevbone]

[olyclimber]

i rate this thread 4 flaming turds

 

[billcoe]

OMG, I just ate over half a box of Duncan Hines yellow cake mix right out of the box. I just pop open the box and eat the powder with a soup spoon. I've told my wife not to buy the stuff but she doesn't listen. She gets upset that I always nosh it right out of the box, and cakes never get made. Anyway, everyfuckingtime I eat a box of this shit, in addition to my manboobs growing an inch I feel like puking. Can anyone advise what can mitigate the puking feeling? I can't stop eating it and she won't stop buying it.

 

Seriously. I might head down to finish off the box right now. Holy shit that's good stuff. I can't even imagine how bad that crap is for me, so I'll avoid reading the lack of nutrition labeling for now.

 

Help?

[Off_White]

Jeebus Keerist Oh-boy, just keep at it until you grow calluses on your sphincter.

[JoeR]

Just get a can of this to wash down all that cake mix

 

 

 

should lube up your gi tract just right so the mix can make it out the other end before it causes too much damage. Might want to install a seat belt on your toilet to prevent liftoff though.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

FYI, I want to stay away from solutions that involves me putting anything more up my butt. Thanks.

 

Fixed that for you!

[prole]

Learn to enjoy the pain. Think of it as a second chance to savor the hot sauces you love! Have fun with it, do a blind "taste test" with a variety of sauces. Keep us posted!

[olyclimber]

I got these little yoghurt bottles you drink at Trader Joes...just completed a science experiment. will file report tomorrow.

[olyclimber]

Yogurt chaser worked, no butthurt.

[olyclimber]

Applied orally, didn't try it the other way.