corvallisclimb Posted May 23, 2012 Posted May 23, 2012 Can I gets me the free gear if I post hear? Come on Bill gotta cheaply whore your self out a little more!!! Quote
Tyson.g Posted May 23, 2012 Posted May 23, 2012 Come on Bill gotta cheaply whore your self out a little more!!! Quote
ivan Posted May 23, 2012 Author Posted May 23, 2012 dunno 'bout free, but i would be happy to return the gear unknown personages left/lost at the base and on the first pitch of the salacious stone soup last week Quote
ivan Posted May 23, 2012 Author Posted May 23, 2012 the important question we are NOT asking: is our beatards learning?!? Quote
corvallisclimb Posted May 23, 2012 Posted May 23, 2012 Oh and as was pointed out by Mr. Markett in the other thread, it appears that I personally fucked you Beacon climbers... So now I would like to personally apologize for doing this. As it sounds, according to Mr. Markett I did something to make the closure permanent at Beacon, so again my apologies!!!! :wave: I did it all for the birds!!!!!!!!! Quote
ivan Posted May 23, 2012 Author Posted May 23, 2012 Oh and as was pointed out by Mr. Markett in the other thread, it appears that I personally fucked you Beacon climbers... So I would like to personally apologize for doing this. As it sounds according to Mr. Markett I did something to make the closure permanent at Beacon, so again my apologies!!!! :wave: I did it all for the birds!!!!!!!!! wouldn't you have to actually climb here a couple times first before you could manage so machiavellian an agenda? Quote
corvallisclimb Posted May 23, 2012 Posted May 23, 2012 Oh and as was pointed out by Mr. Markett in the other thread, it appears that I personally fucked you Beacon climbers... So I would like to personally apologize for doing this. As it sounds according to Mr. Markett I did something to make the closure permanent at Beacon, so again my apologies!!!! :wave: I did it all for the birds!!!!!!!!! wouldn't you have to actually climb here a couple times first before you could manage so machiavellian an agenda? Yeah that's what I thought! I did about four years ago do Wrong Gull, SE Corner, Jill's Thrill, Young Warriors and P1 of Dodd's so I guess that is when I decided this place must be CLOSED!!!! Quote
kevbone Posted May 23, 2012 Posted May 23, 2012 Oh and as was pointed out by Mr. Markett in the other thread, it appears that I personally fucked you Beacon climbers... So now I would like to personally apologize for doing this. As it sounds, according to Mr. Markett I did something to make the closure permanent at Beacon, so again my apologies!!!! :wave: I did it all for the birds!!!!!!!!! what birds? Quote
ivan Posted May 23, 2012 Author Posted May 23, 2012 Yeah that's what I thought! I did about four years ago do Wrong Gull, SE Corner, Jill's Thrill, Young Warriors and P1 of Dodd's so I guess that is when I decided this place must be CLOSED!!!! woulda made more sense if all ya'd climbed was lay lady lay in its luxurious velvet of poison ivy Quote
JosephH Posted May 23, 2012 Posted May 23, 2012 woulda made more sense if all ya'd climbed was lay lady lay in its luxurious velvet of poison ivy Replacing the anchors on LLL was definitely part of the secret agenda - unfortunately you'd have to burn the poison oak out of there to clean it at this point and maybe more than once. Mistakenly I had thought it was a single big vine that could be taken out, but it turns out to be a million individual plants rooted way back in it's entire length. After that evil plan to recover LLL failed is when I finally decided I loved not being able to climb for 6-7 months out of the year so much I set out scheming how to make the closure permanent if not year-round. I figured the best way to do that was to start 'sticking it to the man' every chance I could and leaving obscene phone messages and emails for the WSP and WDFW calling them cheap whores and liars. It took quite awhile, but at this point I pretty sure climbing at Beacon is history and isn't going to open at all this year - but WTF, the place sucks balls anyway. Suits me, I like doing the same couple of climbs over and over like groundhog day. P.S. Tyler is definitely my bitch... Quote
ivan Posted May 23, 2012 Author Posted May 23, 2012 none of this shit is gonna get better 'til we get that lying sumbitch nixon out da white-house!!! Quote
billcoe Posted May 23, 2012 Posted May 23, 2012 none of this shit is gonna get better 'til we get that lying sumbitch nixon out da white-house!!! YEAH - THAT LYING SAC OF SHIT, WHAT ROUTES DID HE PUT UP ANYWAY? Quote
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