billcoe Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 From: http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2012/01/100-year-old-prostitute-still-going-strong/ click link for full story. "100 year old prostitute still going strong ...Doris admits that due to her advanced age, the market she caters for is somewhat niche. “For men who are almost into necrophilia but not quite” say her ads on Maltapark. “Oh yes, I’m very web savvy,” she says. “One of my last clients, bless him, was a shy computer programmer, and he set up a Facebook page for me, which really helps to set up appointments since I can only cover about 30 metres of pavement in a day nowadays, and that’s with my Zimmer frame. She says advanced age has several advantages. “Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they’re in the same general area.” Being more than a century old certainly hasn’t diminished her creativity either. “I can do more things with a tire-swing and a rolling pin than you could ever possibly imagine.” Despite the fact that her more glamourous days are arguably behind her, Doris has no intentions of retiring any time soon. “No matter how old I get I won’t stop bending over backwards to make sure my clients are satisfied.”" LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 this must be in the onion's personal section? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeR Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 This image springs to mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 That sounds so hot. Right, Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 The Onion ain't got nothing on Spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 OMG An old woman still likes sex? HAW HAW HAW! THAT'S FUNNY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 My main question is how does Bill mine this stuff from the depths of the internet. It's like his web browser is optimized for his own retarded world view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 So much for the border fence idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 So much for the border fence idea... sheeee-it, you don't have to jump it! [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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