She loves her work

[billcoe]

From: http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2012/01/100-year-old-prostitute-still-going-strong/

click link for full story.

 

"100 year old prostitute still going strong

...Doris admits that due to her advanced age, the market she caters for is somewhat niche. “For men who are almost into necrophilia but not quite” say her ads on Maltapark. “Oh yes, I’m very web savvy,” she says. “One of my last clients, bless him, was a shy computer programmer, and he set up a Facebook page for me, which really helps to set up appointments since I can only cover about 30 metres of pavement in a day nowadays, and that’s with my Zimmer frame.

 

She says advanced age has several advantages. “Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they’re in the same general area.”

 

Being more than a century old certainly hasn’t diminished her creativity either. “I can do more things with a tire-swing and a rolling pin than you could ever possibly imagine.”

 

Despite the fact that her more glamourous days are arguably behind her, Doris has no intentions of retiring any time soon. “No matter how old I get I won’t stop bending over backwards to make sure my clients are satisfied.”"

 

LOL

[ivan]

this must be in the onion's personal section?

[JoeR]

This image springs to mind

 

 

 

[E-rock]

That sounds so hot. Right, Bill?

[Crux]

The Onion ain't got nothing on Spray.

[G-spotter]

OMG

 

An old woman still likes sex?

 

HAW HAW HAW! THAT'S FUNNY!

[E-rock]

My main question is how does Bill mine this stuff from the depths of the internet. It's like his web browser is optimized for his own retarded world view.

[rob]

[tvashtarkatena]

So much for the border fence idea...

[ivan]

So much for the border fence idea...

sheeee-it, you don't have to jump it!

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