tvashtarkatena Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 (edited) Haven't been out shopping yet, but here's my list: FW: Oracle database license Bone: 1-OZ 99.9% SILVER Ron Paul "ABOLISH THE FEDERAL RESERVE" Liberty Campaign Coin j_b: The Arch Card, good for one year's worth of McDonald's Happy Meals KKK: Truck Nutz in an edible sack. Islay flavored JayB: An signed, original copy of The Road to Serfdom. Hayek's dead, so I had to settle for David Koch. Rob: The Purple Mr. Nice Guy genome, sequenced. Rob's Dad: One "Don't like Abortions? Don't Have One" T shirt. Ivan: The continued gift of my excellent company plus some of his gear back JoshK: The 10 almost empty fuel canisters in my basement, plus a 6 foot pry bar The Mods: the "Autobananblocker" feature: Trips when alternating FW/Tvash post frequency exceeds a preset threshold, then bans Tvash while blocking FW's PMs. JosephH: A crate of mason jars Billcoe: One SurvivalCenter.com gift certificate E-rock: The Hipster Handbook. May be used as prophylactic or reference Prole: A pepper spray proof tent Merry Christmas, Tvanta Klaustena Edited December 23, 2011 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 23, 2011 Author Share Posted December 23, 2011 Sobo, you already got your gift...the gift of Knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 As in the secret recipe for your Planet Killer Mai Tai? That Gift of Knowledge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 23, 2011 Author Share Posted December 23, 2011 Knowledge is Power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 What about me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 23, 2011 Author Share Posted December 23, 2011 - Sigh - He really is illiterate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 - Sigh - He really is illiterate. An't that the truth. More like impatient......at least I admit my faults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 What about me? "Bone: 1-OZ 99.9% SILVER Ron Paul "ABOLISH THE FEDERAL RESERVE" Liberty Campaign Coin" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Knowledge is Power. Consider me fortified... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Yeah Bone, you're number 2! Read it slowly, second line. Bone: 1-OZ 99.9% SILVER Ron Paul "ABOLISH THE FEDERAL RESERVE" Liberty Campaign Coin Pat, there will be always be space in my bug out room for someone with humor, you can come over and share the survival certificate when Iran is attacked by the Israelis (and we get drug in) this coming fall and things go toast. Bring 20 cases of dehydrated food. Ps, keep your car filled up so you can get here, ya really don't know when the party will actually start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Ya think I'd at least get lump o coal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Haven't been out shopping yet, but here's my list: FW: Oracle database license Bone: 1-OZ 99.9% SILVER Ron Paul "ABOLISH THE FEDERAL RESERVE" Liberty Campaign Coin j_b: The Arch Card, good for one year's worth of McDonald's Happy Meals KKK: Truck Nutz in an edible sack. Islay flavored JayB: An signed, original copy of The Road to Serfdom. Hayek's dead, so I had to settle for David Koch. Rob: The Purple Mr. Nice Guy genome, sequenced. Rob's Dad: One "Don't like Abortions? Don't Have One" T shirt. Ivan: The continued gift of my excellent company plus some of his gear back JoshK: The 10 almost empty fuel canisters in my basement, plus a 6 foot pry bar The Mods: the "Autobananblocker" feature: Trips when alternating FW/Tvash post frequency exceeds a preset threshold, then bans Tvash while blocking FW's PMs. JosephH: A crate of mason jars Billcoe: One SurvivalCenter.com gift certificate E-rock: The Hipster Handbook. May be used as prophylactic or reference Prole: A pepper spray proof tent Merry Christmas, Tvanta Klaustena Doh! I was hoping for Fatboy Slim concert tickets. Here's to a holiday ceasefire, Merry Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 damn! i didn't make the cc.com elite list this year. i was hoping to sit on ur kushie lap while feeding u fried tweenkie while reading u my christmas wish list tvash, ur the guru on the showtime "californication" to the teeee. go fuck yourself you fucking fake bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 i'm getting TTK a ban this year if I don't get some respect. pink - you're the bestest ever except maybe rob but don't tell him i said that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I was hoping Santa was gonna leave Archie's # in my stocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I was hoping Santa was gonna leave Archie's # in my stocking. I thinkin the same thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 damn! i didn't make the cc.com elite list this year. i was hoping to sit on ur kushie lap while feeding u fried tweenkie while reading u my christmas wish list tvash, ur the guru on the showtime "californication" to the teeee. go fuck yourself you fucking fake bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 i'm getting TTK a ban this year if I don't get some respect. pink - you're the bestest ever except maybe rob but don't tell him i said that Who really cares about Trashie's list, I wanna know how to get on MINX'S list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 i'm getting TTK a ban this year if I don't get some respect. pink - you're the bestest ever except maybe rob but don't tell him i said that Who really cares about Trashie's list, I wanna know how to get on MINX'S list? Psst. A lil' secret. For a starter these will help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 "Rubber Duckey your the one"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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