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Haven't been out shopping yet, but here's my list:

 

FW: Oracle database license

Bone: 1-OZ 99.9% SILVER Ron Paul "ABOLISH THE FEDERAL RESERVE" Liberty Campaign Coin

j_b: The Arch Card, good for one year's worth of McDonald's Happy Meals

KKK: Truck Nutz in an edible sack. Islay flavored

JayB: An signed, original copy of The Road to Serfdom. Hayek's dead, so I had to settle for David Koch.

Rob: The Purple Mr. Nice Guy genome, sequenced.

Rob's Dad: One "Don't like Abortions? Don't Have One" T shirt.

Ivan: The continued gift of my excellent company plus some of his gear back

JoshK: The 10 almost empty fuel canisters in my basement, plus a 6 foot pry bar

The Mods: the "Autobananblocker" feature: Trips when alternating FW/Tvash post frequency exceeds a preset threshold, then bans Tvash while blocking FW's PMs.

JosephH: A crate of mason jars

Billcoe: One SurvivalCenter.com gift certificate

E-rock: The Hipster Handbook. May be used as prophylactic or reference

Prole: A pepper spray proof tent

 

Merry Christmas,

 

Tvanta Klaustena

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yeah Bone, you're number 2! Read it slowly, second line.

 

Bone: 1-OZ 99.9% SILVER Ron Paul "ABOLISH THE FEDERAL RESERVE" Liberty Campaign Coin

 

Pat, there will be always be space in my bug out room for someone with humor, you can come over and share the survival certificate when Iran is attacked by the Israelis (and we get drug in) this coming fall and things go toast.

 

Bring 20 cases of dehydrated food.

 

Ps, keep your car filled up so you can get here, ya really don't know when the party will actually start.

 

 

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Haven't been out shopping yet, but here's my list:

 

FW: Oracle database license

Bone: 1-OZ 99.9% SILVER Ron Paul "ABOLISH THE FEDERAL RESERVE" Liberty Campaign Coin

j_b: The Arch Card, good for one year's worth of McDonald's Happy Meals

KKK: Truck Nutz in an edible sack. Islay flavored

JayB: An signed, original copy of The Road to Serfdom. Hayek's dead, so I had to settle for David Koch.

Rob: The Purple Mr. Nice Guy genome, sequenced.

Rob's Dad: One "Don't like Abortions? Don't Have One" T shirt.

Ivan: The continued gift of my excellent company plus some of his gear back

JoshK: The 10 almost empty fuel canisters in my basement, plus a 6 foot pry bar

The Mods: the "Autobananblocker" feature: Trips when alternating FW/Tvash post frequency exceeds a preset threshold, then bans Tvash while blocking FW's PMs.

JosephH: A crate of mason jars

Billcoe: One SurvivalCenter.com gift certificate

E-rock: The Hipster Handbook. May be used as prophylactic or reference

Prole: A pepper spray proof tent

 

Merry Christmas,

 

Tvanta Klaustena

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Doh! I was hoping for Fatboy Slim concert tickets. :)

 

Here's to a holiday ceasefire,

 

Merry Christmas.

 

 

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damn! i didn't make the cc.com elite list this year. i was hoping to sit on ur kushie lap while feeding u fried tweenkie while reading u my christmas wish list :)

 

 

tvash, ur the guru on the showtime "californication" to the teeee.

 

 

go fuck yourself you fucking fake bastard ;)

 

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i'm getting TTK a ban this year if I don't get some respect.

 

pink - you're the bestest ever except maybe rob but don't tell him i said that

Who really cares about Trashie's list, I wanna know how to get on MINX'S list? ;)

 

Psst. A lil' secret. For a starter these will help.

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