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The 5 stages of Thanksgiving


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So...we were about to put our 19 lb bird (smallest we could find the night before) in the oven, with T minus 5 hours to go until our 2 guests arrived, when...

Discovery: "Hey, is this frozen?"

Denial: "No. Couldn't be. It was fresh when we bought it...wasn't it?"

Anger: "SHIT. How could it be frozen? You put it in the fridge, not the freezer, right?"

Bargaining: "Maybe we can microwave it."

Depression: "One of us might have go to QFC to get a roast or something"

Acceptance: "I'll go, you clean the house."

 

Things coulda been worse. My brother's turkey caught fire. It had to be put out with a fire extinguisher.

 

Then there was the year the dog dragged the turkey off the counter and ate the ass end off of it....

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So...we were about to put our 19 lb bird (smallest we could find the night before) in the oven, with T minus 5 hours to go until our 2 guests arrived, when...

Discovery: "Hey, is this frozen?"

Denial: "No. Couldn't be. It was fresh when we bought it...wasn't it?"

Anger: "SHIT. How could it be frozen? You put it in the fridge, not the freezer, right?"

Bargaining: "Maybe we can microwave it."

Depression: "One of us might have go to QFC to get a roast or something"

Acceptance: "I'll go, you clean the house."

I see you added a 6th one. Or is that Stage 0...?? :whistle:
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Happened to us too, morning of Thanksgiving and we're sending out the hunting party looking for Turkey breasts :P

 

And of course it wouldn't be Thanksgiving is someone didn't get sick:

Tally to date: 1 case of stomach flu, 2 cases of regular flu, 1 bad cold :P Aww the joys of plague bearers (i.e. toddlers). I'm sure there will be more in the coming days!

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