HELP

[allthumbs]

I have small gumbies in costumes pounding at my door. They want shit. What am I to do?

[snoboy]

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Originally posted by trask:

I have small gumbies in costumes pounding at my door. They want shit. What am I to do?

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Turn off the lights and go upstairs and start spraying. That's what I am doing, and I haven't heard a knock yet.

[Fence_Sitter]

start handing out 'lotts and tell me where you live i'll be teh 6' 3" rugby player in a french maid costume.

 

[ 10-31-2002, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: Fence Sitter ]

[allthumbs]

If you have nice tits I'll consider it.

[Fence_Sitter]

naw but my g/f does...damn tired of her too so you can have her...i'd trade her for a #3.5 howaboutit?

[allthumbs]

Well, I dunno, I usually don't cotton to hand me downs. Post her picture and I'll take it under advisement.

[Fence_Sitter]

allright...i have had just enough beers to do it...lemme run upstairs and scan it... she is gonna kick my ass...

[allthumbs]

You're my kind of guy fencesitter.

[Fence_Sitter]

how do you upload pictures? it is not on a website, so how do i do it?

[erik]

http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/cgi-bin/album/album.pl?full=1&password=1950&username=erik&function=upload

[allthumbs]

You da man kimo squabby.

[Fence_Sitter]

hehe

couldn't get the computer upstairs to work for me...damn macs...but i thought i would give you some eye candy...

[allthumbs]

Very nice you savage. But did that picture come with the new wallet or what?

[Fence_Sitter]

naw check the URL...www.hotornot.com anywho...what the hell is up with macs...i hate them things and their owners are uptight (we'll mabe jsut my roomate) damn...he needs to follow after his roomy and have a few beers

[gapertimmy]

i just had a french maid come to my door. i tried to invite her in, but her mom wouldn't let her come in, whats a guy to do?

[ILuvAliens]

follow her home

[offwidthclimber]

i gave candy to the kiddies until 9:00pm when they quit coming around. then i closed shop and hit the icehouse tallboys!

 

i fully expect the remains of the pumpkins my wife and i carved to be littering the streets by morning. hell, if the little shits in the neighborhood don't get on it, i may have to destroy them myself!

 

i like halloween. gotta appreciate the innocence of kids having fun by getting dressed up, going nuts and consuming mass quantities of sugar.

[freeclimb9]

This kid knocks on my door last night: "Knock, Knock. Trick or Treat"

I see his costume and say "Oh, look at you - you're a pirate. Very scarey. And where are your buccaneers, little man?"

 

"Under my buccin hat, icehole. Gimmee the candy!"

[thelawgoddess]

nobody knocked me up for tricks or treats. what the freakin' hell is wrong with this town???

[troubleski]

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Originally posted by thelawgoddess:

nobody knocked me up for tricks or treats.

what the freakin' hell is wrong with this town???

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.... nah.... not going to do it....

[allthumbs]

tlg, you're jus makin much ado bout' nuttin

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Apparently, the Amazing household received many small treat-beggars; so many, in fact, that the Missus had to put the Hershey's Dark bars in the bowl to fill it up more (the Darks were set aside by the Doctor, and it was understood that they would only be offered as backup in case the rest of the Hershey's Miniatures ran low). Thankfully, none of the little twits took any of the Darks, leaving several tasty snacks for DFA.

 

The Doctor, fortunately, was out enjoying the rrrrocking sounds of Hot Water Music pummeling his eardrums, and was not subjected to any freeloading costumed hooligans.

 

Halloween sux.