ivan Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 ...then boy is this the story for you! jesus-fuck, i can maaaaaaybe understand if the car's got someone other than you in it, but wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Sheeit, Mr. Gallagher use to hit us (in the back seat) while driving AND smoking... People just can't multi-task these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 16, 2011 Author Share Posted November 16, 2011 we were outta range in the wayback of the station-wagon for corporal punishment, so my dad figured the best way to keep us boys from drinking the dregs outta his beers on long car trips was throwing his butts in the bottom of the can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Nothing in the constitution that says you have a right to smoke in a car. And now that all citizens will be paying for smokers healthcare - I suspect they'll think that they get a vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 I don't think people appreciate nowadays how hard it was to pilot a Ford Galaxy 500 Country Squire Wagon that really needed a conning tower the fucking steering was so loose at slightly sub-sonic speeds, light a Camel, backhand multiple brats, keep the battered radio tuned to CBS News, hoove a bag of Red Vines, and yell at the dog all at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Thank god there weren't cell phones back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 When will they address the problem of road head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 When will they address the problem of road head? Road head's a problem...?? I don't see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 When will they address the problem of road head? Road head's a problem...?? I don't see it. Funny, driving back from Buffalo last weekend there was a guy swerving all over I-90 in front of us in a lavender Mercedes. My wife kept honking at him and when he finally pulled into the right lane so we could pass we saw a blond tart raise her head out of his lap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 My father neither smoked or drank whilst driving but even sitting in the rear facing seat of the Rambler station wagon did not exclude one from corporal punishment. He'd simply pull over, snatch my bro and I from the car, administer the backhand, and then toss us back in. I can imagine the 911 calls today. It was the Knights of Columbus ring we feared the most, so we prayed for the forehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Funny, driving back from Buffalo last weekend there was a guy swerving all over I-90 in front of us in a lavender Mercedes. My wife kept honking at him and when he finally pulled into the right lane so we could pass we saw a blond tart raise her head out of his lap! On the road between Jackson and Hoback Junction, a patrolman pulled me over for erratic driving due to the same cause. When the officer approached and looked in my downed window, my girlfriend's face was as red as the Datsun's paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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