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I don't think people appreciate nowadays how hard it was to pilot a Ford Galaxy 500 Country Squire Wagon that really needed a conning tower the fucking steering was so loose at slightly sub-sonic speeds, light a Camel, backhand multiple brats, keep the battered radio tuned to CBS News, hoove a bag of Red Vines, and yell at the dog all at the same time.

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When will they address the problem of road head?
Road head's a problem...?? I don't see it.

 

Funny, driving back from Buffalo last weekend there was a guy swerving all over I-90 in front of us in a lavender Mercedes. My wife kept honking at him and when he finally pulled into the right lane so we could pass we saw a blond tart raise her head out of his lap! :lmao:

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My father neither smoked or drank whilst driving but even sitting in the rear facing seat of the Rambler station wagon did not exclude one from corporal punishment. He'd simply pull over, snatch my bro and I from the car, administer the backhand, and then toss us back in. I can imagine the 911 calls today. It was the Knights of Columbus ring we feared the most, so we prayed for the forehand.

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Funny, driving back from Buffalo last weekend there was a guy swerving all over I-90 in front of us in a lavender Mercedes. My wife kept honking at him and when he finally pulled into the right lane so we could pass we saw a blond tart raise her head out of his lap! :lmao:

 

On the road between Jackson and Hoback Junction, a patrolman pulled me over for erratic driving due to the same cause. When the officer approached and looked in my downed window, my girlfriend's face was as red as the Datsun's paint.

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