sobo Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 "No!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 hate to pull this on you, but my english teacher made Dr. Mengele look like Dr. Phil. Didn't help my spelling though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 HUGE tits. And bangles. Lots of bangles. Oh, I'm sorry E-rock, was that unethical? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 And in your "Stop!" sentence, the subject is understood to be "You." The verb is "stop", so in effect you did write a complete sentence, according to the rules of grammar: "(You) stop!" "(You) ouch!", however, is still not a sentence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 You say "Potato!"... The innernutz are backing me up, here, so I KNOW I'm right. Plus, I've got an email into Mrs. Maffei.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 First Dru, now Sobo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 And in your "Stop!" sentence, the subject is understood to be "You." The verb is "stop", so in effect you did write a complete sentence, according to the rules of grammar: "(You) stop!" "(You) ouch!", however, is still not a sentence... regardless, "i am" is just 3 characters, and thus shorter - "stop" and "ouch" are longer. now what's the judge's ruling on "no?" related query: what is the shortest bible verse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 "!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 And in your "Stop!" sentence, the subject is understood to be "You." The verb is "stop", so in effect you did write a complete sentence, according to the rules of grammar: "(You) stop!" "(You) ouch!", however, is still not a sentence... regardless, "i am" is just 3 characters, and thus shorter - "stop" and "ouch" are longer. now what's the judge's ruling on "no?" related query: what is the shortest bible verse? My boss keeps saying irregardless - drives me crazy! And "Jesus wept" - also cited in the Turkish post-slaughter scene in Lawrence of Arabia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 My boss keeps saying irregardless - drives me crazy! And "Jesus wept" - also cited in the Turkish post-slaughter scene in Lawrence of Arabia NO PRISONERS!!! post-script: it seems "i am" is also not a complete sentence, as it too implies more words being necessary "i am he" for example - amusingly, one could not even say this in russian, as it would just be "i" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 My boss keeps saying irregardless - drives me crazy! And "Jesus wept" - also cited in the Turkish post-slaughter scene in Lawrence of Arabia NO PRISONERS!!! post-script: it seems "i am" is also not a complete sentence, as it too implies more words being necessary "i am he" for example - amusingly, one could not even say this in russian, as it would just be "i" Or possibly it is "I am" with no implied "he". In fully-inflected languages you can often reduce this to one word - "sum", for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 What about "I am a yam" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Welcome to Iyamistan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Welcome to Iyamistan. Is Popeye the ruler there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Where everything is possible but nothing happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. Sounds like the US Government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. Sounds like the US Government. You sound like a republifuck. Mr. I believe what ever the status quo is..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 You sound like a republifuck. Mr. I believe what ever the status quo is..... Hey retard, how's it going today in simpleton-land? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 You sound like a republifuck. Mr. I believe what ever the status quo is..... Hey retard, how's it going today in simpleton-land? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. Sounds like the US Government. only if the beef for the burger is produced on a factory farm that inexplicably gets huge gov subsidies and the pickles are picked by migrant workers that everybody bitches about being a drain on 'merica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 Did you guys even watch the video? Puts alot of holes in what we were told to believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 what we were told to believe. and there, ladies and gentlemen, is the root of the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 First Dru, now Sobo... I aspire to a higher level of existence... O, to be Dru, a Sick Spray Bird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 what we were told to believe. and there, ladies and gentlemen, is the root of the problem. Exactly, that's what I am saying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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