AlpineK Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 fucker I'm only interested in pagetops [ 09-19-2002, 08:08 AM: Message edited by: AlpineK ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 I have a small round turd stuck to a butt hair--please do what you do best--lick it off biatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 dingleberry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 a big one, with corn for texture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted September 19, 2002 Author Share Posted September 19, 2002 I thought "biatch" was a species of tree. It seems as if your subconsciously wishing I would shove my "tree" into your bottom. Good Republican, Good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 naw alpinek is the one with the "tree thing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Yur nasty--I ain't talkin to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 can you hear dem cryin in the street dyin children they aint got no meat little children starving away if only dey had a PAGETOP with which to play dying children at their feet generals wrangling over whom to eat generalissimo still in power ruling from his ivory tower cause he has all the pagetops and the world dont stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 heartless bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted September 19, 2002 Author Share Posted September 19, 2002 Home watching star trek Everything's O.K. Little do I know Soviet missiles are on the way The bastards set loose The war Gods Tyr and Loki Weatherman's predicting rain But fire it'll be Minutemen launching, air sirens haunting Warheads detonating, cremating I'm living at - Ground Zero I'm burning at I'm frying at From my bed I hear the sirens Screaming of foreboding Populus escaping, highways overloading Bridge is down tunnel's flooded Only got six minutes Head between my legs, I kiss my balls goodbye They're finished Mx's blasting, skyscrapers crashing Fall out liberated, we're wasted Jesus I beg of thee Don't take my life Return me to the womb From which I was torn Birth is a sin And the punishment is death I wish you had left me unborn I shit my pants as I wait for the reaper Lie in fetal position Tears stream down my cheeks As I call for my mother And say an act of contrition We'll fight this war with Germs and atoms Destroy our only home Our mutated descendants battle the next With sticks and stones Are we not savages Innately destined to maim and kill? Blame it on the environment Heredity or evolution we're still responsible Our intelligence any progress At geometric rates Yes socially we remain belligerent neonates [ 09-19-2002, 09:20 AM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 After reading Bush's UN speech, I realized what was really at stake with regard to Iraq. By not forcing Saddam to fulfill what he agreed to do by the terms of surrender ending the Gulf War, the United Nations will be nothing more than a 21st century League of Nations. Its resolutions would be de facto null and void. Bush has now committed the United States to taking on Iraq for the sake of the UN's legitimacy and that of the international order it represents. This is ironic, for here we have a president whose political party looks at the UN as a useless and wasteful socialist gab fest to now be willing to shed American blood to save its future. But the irony doesn't end there. Bush's critics, in the name of the UN and the multilateralism it represents, have accused him of "unilateralism"! So we have the possibility of America having to act alone in order to defend the international order while the rest of the world in a multilateral effort does nothing. Irony aside, I realize now that Bush is right about Iraq, and he is taking the right approach. And I now see the true connection to the war on terrorism: Saddam and bin Laden, like Hitler and Stalin before them, are equal threats to the world order, regardless of whether they have anything to do with each other. They are an axis of evil by default. I feel as if we are back in the 1930's, staring at the "high noon of aggression" as Paul Johnson called it in his book Modern Times. Only this time it isn't Baldwin, Chamberlain, Roosevelt, Blum, and Daladier facing Hitler and Stalin; it's someone who like Winston Churchill knows what do and why it needs to get done. We have allowed this dance with Saddam to go on for 12 years. Let's stop the music, and let slip the dogs of war. Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 We are used to treating myths and legends as things that do not actually exist. However, if we take a closer look at the cultural inheritance of a people, we notice remarkable things. For example, some cultures that live absolutely separately from each other have legends that describe one and the same thing or event. Such legends surely have certain differences, but they are basically the same. Scientist Vladimir Shemchuk has studied the curious peculiarities of folklore and compared them to certain facts from the history of our planet. Shemchuk got the following picture of life on planet Earth over thousands of years. The Bible contains a legend that there used to be a Golden Age on the planet. Then, it was replaced by the Silver Age, then there was the Bronze Age, and it was all over with the Iron Age. The legends of American Indians and of the African and Australian tribes say that planet Earth was first inhabited by demigods: the Assures (Titans). Then, there were the Atlants. The Atlants were smaller than the Titans; they soon died, and they were replaced by the civilization of giants. We are used to judging ancient civilizations as badly developed and primitive. Yet, some findings in mines prove that the people of ancient civilizations could mine coal. They even had electricity and manufactured plastic items. All ancient written sources of information mention giants. Most likely, those abundant written legends about giants give certain reasons to believe that giants actually lived on our planet thousands of years ago. This theory explains why ancient constructions and buildings were so huge. It was not simply because of the wish to show their power. They were needed for giant people. Five stone figures are found in an Afghan village not far from Kabul. One of them is two meters high, another one is six, then there is a figure of 18 meters, the fourth one is 38 meters, and the last one is 54 meters high. Local people do not know the origins of those statues. Some of them think that they guard their village. However, Shemchuk believes that the height of each statue corresponds to the true height of ancient people. The Assures could not live in the atmosphere that the planet had during those times. They were too big; they would kill themselves with their own weight. They were 50 meters high, they weighed 30 tons, their shoulders were 12 meters wide, and their bodies were five meters thick. A Russian legend about a man called Svyatogor says that he was basically lying all the time, because it was too hard for him to carry the weight of his own body. Our ancestors were all long-lived, to say the least. Alapar, the second divine Babylonian ruler, reigned for 10,800 years. This means that the Assures’ average age reached 50 thousand years. Shemchuk calculated that having a height of 50 meters allowed one to live for tens of thousands of years. The civilization of Assures lasted for 100-200 generations. In 1965, Italian scientist Kolossimo summarized the information of all archeological expeditions that people knew. He came to the conclusion that planet Earth used to be the arena of battles using nuclear weapons. Many ancient sources mention weapons that remind one of modern nukes. Melted stones were found in the Gobi desert, in the Middle East, in Europe, Africa, Asia, and North and South America. Shemchuk believes that the global catastrophe on the planet was a nuclear one. Ancient legends described mutations (Cyclop monsters with one eye only). Archeologists have found strange skeletons with several rows of teeth. Another radioactive mutation is the Mongolian race. Numerous nuclear explosions resulted in hard rains, which, in their turn, led to the global flood. After the flood, there was a nuclear winter, which is scientifically known as global freezing. Fires made the atmosphere of the Earth less rarefied, which was not good for giant forms of life. Practically all nations and tribes have a legend, a myth, or a tale about dragons. North American Indians have a legend about the invasion of monster dragons that killed our ancestors’ civilization. One could assume that our planet was seized by dragons. A civilization will inevitably vanish if it does not think of its own immortality. Scientist Shemchuk urges everyone to pay attention to ecological issues and to the development of people’s psychophysical abilities. The work of scientists has only one goal: to make people understand that it is time to take serious measures. Otherwise, our civilization will be ruined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Since this thread is all about length, can someone answer a technical question? Why the hell do most of the images not work when I insert URLs? What's the secret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by RobBob: Since this thread is all about length, can someone answer a technical question? Why the hell do most of the images not work when I insert URLs? What's the secret? maybe you're doing it wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 maybe you have the dreaded wanker disease. [ 09-19-2002, 11:30 AM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Yes, wiseguys, got the disease, and trying to graduate...no chance you'll shed a little light on how to do it RIGHT??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by RobBob: Yes, wiseguys, got the disease, and trying to graduate...no chance you'll shed a little light on how to do it RIGHT??? the url of the image should end in an image file like .jpg or .gif tag... i can't tell you how to do it right unless you tell me what you're doing wrong... for example if i put the following text http://www.gifs.net/animate/kitty.gif in between the tags I get this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Dru, From trial and error, I find that most of the time I can insert a URL .jpg/other image IF I can click on it, but I can't extract an image from a website that is not "clickable." However, I have seen that others have been able to somehow extract images (ex: Trask did with the Spaceboy in tinfoil). How do you do it??? Thanks, Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 It's a mystery, no doubt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Cute, Veggie, but yer pic in yr profile isn't working quite as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 have you tried right clicking and checking properties????????????? if this solves your problem you owe me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Lemmee checkit out...thanx... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Latest happenings in the Middle East: (Dru, I owe ya... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 I love me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muir_on_Saturday Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: fucker I'm only interested in pagetops lick my sweaty nutsack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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