vegetablebelay Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 If I'm elected mayor, I'll kill the whole lot of ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 we are mostly fat and out of shape. we waste our time on things like baseball and american football. plus we always have jeff "own-goal" agoos on our squad to keep the competition fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 When I read the original post, I thought it sounded like "Trad Climber" vs. "Sport Climber". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Nope, the next pilgrim that starts that tired old thread topic again gets staked to the desert naked, body slathered with honey, and a big old bag of ants dumped on him. A snafflehound will also be tied to his nutsack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Trask, you are the man! And you now have your own special title too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: Nope, the next pilgrim that starts that tired old thread topic again gets staked to the desert naked, body slathered with honey, and a big old bag of ants dumped on him. A snafflehound will also be tied to his nutsack. Just 'cause you insist on existing with a snaff' tied to your jewels doesn't mean other folks want to! Keep your sick kinks to yourself, freako. [ 08-28-2002, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Off White: Trask, you are the man! And you now have your own special title too! yeah, if that ain't a dubious achievement, i don't know what is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Keep your sick kinks to yourself, freako. gargle my balls, commie fag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Did you not listen to what the Doctor just said?! Pay attention, you hyperactive, inbred jizzbag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Did you not listen to what the Doctor just said?! Pay attention, you hyperactive, inbred jizzbag! You know Dr. Dickless, that was just fucking mean spirited. I can't believe you called me inbred. I now wonder why I ever assumed you were basically a nice person. Go fuck your fleshlite you cum guzzling homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Take a Ritalin and a few deep breaths and try to relax, buster. All that stress and pent-up aggression can't be good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 I was just flippin' you shit, Gomer. I think I'll go eat a burger and chill with a cold one. Fuck you very much for the suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Likewise, Dr. Flash Amazing was just flipping you some of the time-honored and ever-popular shit. Right there with you on the beer, though. T minus 60 minutes to beer-30. ....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 To the Scottish wanker: I just gotta bust this one out again--wool keeps you warm and dry no matter how wet and cold you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Scottish wanker: quote:Originally posted by trask: Well, you're the pussy that came in here talkin' shit about cc.comers, and what a big schlong you had under that cute little kilt. Go easy on that cloven hoof now, ya hear?! bwahahaha Trask, climbing with a kilt has many advantages. I submitted the following to Twight but for some reason it was not included in his opus grande. I suspect it will be in the second edition. viz. 1. Climbing with a kilt virtually reduces the condensation problem and reduces fluid loss caused by excessive sweating due to the cooling affect of the wind rattling around your jewels.Thus it is ideal for the fast and light concept. 2. Self Arrest. In a fall on neve, the kilt is swept upwards by the friction on the snow, revealing the one-eyed milk man ( as we call HIM in scotland) which, if properly aroused forms another self arresting device in addition to your trusty ice-axe. 3.Urination: No need for pit zips, patagonia super fly system etc. If you need to go, let gravity do it's work. With Gore-tex gaiters, the time saved can be considerable on a single-push effort in the Alaska range. 4.Gear racking; On big-wall climbs the second when immediately below the leader has a very convenient, shall we say groove to reach up and temporarily inset gear when making those crucial switch overs when speed climbing on the Nose. 5. Aid: the old timers called it combined tactics when they climbed onto the others shoulders to reach a sloper. With kilt climbing the second ,when below the leader can hand jam to reach that crucial hold that will allow a clean aid ascent. The crack is 5.10 thin hands only please and wipes are needed in the haul bag. I hope this educates you to some of the new wave thinking we Scots are bringing to the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 scottish wanker! there's your chance to practice hand jams you fag... looks like rattly hands to me...scottishwnker and sexual chocolate are probably OW tho' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish_wanker Posted August 29, 2002 Author Share Posted August 29, 2002 See those nice white gaiters on that fine piece of Scottish manhood. I'm going to start producing them and a climbing gore-tex kilt under the name MaTavish'ryx. You guys want to place an order!! The belay betties will love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish_wanker Posted August 29, 2002 Author Share Posted August 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by nolanr: To the Scottish wanker: I just gotta bust this one out again--wool keeps you warm and dry no matter how wet and cold you are. Not only warm and dry but it satisfies in other ways if you know what I mean, wink, wink!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish_wanker Posted August 29, 2002 Author Share Posted August 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Fence Sitter: scottish wanker! there's your chance to practice hand jams you fag... looks like rattly hands to me...scottishwnker and sexual chocolate are probably OW tho' No laddie, that there is 5.11c with a big jug above the chockstones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish_wanker Posted August 29, 2002 Author Share Posted August 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Off White: Hey, I just heard on the radio today that the Scots wore women's lingerie under their kilts in WWI until kilts were prohibited on the battlefield. Something about tights and bloomers saturated in some chemical to minimize mustard gas exposure. Heh heh, you know, eh what, doctors orders, got to wear 'em, nudge nudge, wink wink, there's a lad. Well laddie, I don't know aboot you, but on a desperate north face route even when I'm not wearing a kilt, I usually wear woman's underware, the frillier the better.What we say in Scotlsnd is" What does a real man wear, answer,anything he wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Off White: Hey, I just heard on the radio today that the Scots wore women's lingerie under their kilts in WWI until kilts were prohibited on the battlefield. Something about tights and bloomers saturated in some chemical to minimize mustard gas exposure. Heh heh, you know, eh what, doctors orders, got to wear 'em, nudge nudge, wink wink, there's a lad. Ah, a fellow National Public Radio enthusiast! "Good Morning! I'm Bob Edwards; this is 'Morning Edition'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 I think the real reason Scots dont wear undies under the kilt is cause the classic kilt is wool and so it makes them feel closer to the sheep... Here is the wartime bloomer news article link. No NPR here its from the BBC! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2221824.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Aye, have heard the same thing Drew. Also, the Lads like to rub sheep lanolin on their bums for easier insertion of pro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Scottish wanker: Hey don't take it personally, generalizations are always dangerous but you have to admit, if you are honest that there is a trend in the climbing culture here towards my extreme example. Bye the way FKU2. FKU2 Dude thats spelled PH-Q-2 Let's get it right next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: I wouldn't know about the gear required. I'm into boats and cars and shit. I simply mention this option because of your semblance to a most auspicious scuba climber from Wenatchee. Keep talkin', your post count is growing. Dude give up that act of not climbing you blew your avatar along time ago but I am keep'n it too myself you frigg'in xjarhead cyber tweaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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