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we are mostly fat and out of shape. we waste our time on things like baseball and american football. plus we always have jeff "own-goal" agoos on our squad to keep the competition fair. [laf]

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Nope, the next pilgrim that starts that tired old thread topic again gets staked to the desert naked, body slathered with honey, and a big old bag of ants dumped on him. A snafflehound will also be tied to his nutsack.

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Originally posted by trask:

Nope, the next pilgrim that starts that tired old thread topic again gets staked to the desert naked, body slathered with honey, and a big old bag of ants dumped on him. A snafflehound will also be tied to his nutsack.

Just 'cause you insist on existing with a snaff' tied to your jewels doesn't mean other folks want to! Keep your sick kinks to yourself, freako. [Moon]

 

[ 08-28-2002, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

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Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing:

Did you not listen to what the Doctor just said?!

 

Pay attention, you hyperactive, inbred jizzbag!

You know Dr. Dickless, that was just fucking mean spirited. I can't believe you called me inbred. I now wonder why I ever assumed you were basically a nice person. Go fuck your fleshlite you cum guzzling homo. [Moon][HORSECOCK]

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Originally posted by Scottish wanker:

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Originally posted by trask:

Well, you're the pussy that came in here talkin' shit about cc.comers, and what a big schlong you had under that cute little kilt. Go easy on that cloven hoof now, ya hear?! bwahahaha
[HORSECOCK]

Trask, climbing with a kilt has many advantages. I submitted the following to Twight but for some reason it was not included in his opus grande. I suspect it will be in the second edition.

 

viz.

1. Climbing with a kilt virtually reduces the condensation problem and reduces fluid loss caused by excessive sweating due to the cooling affect of the wind rattling around your jewels.Thus it is ideal for the fast and light concept.

 

2. Self Arrest. In a fall on neve, the kilt is swept upwards by the friction on the snow, revealing the one-eyed milk man ( as we call HIM in scotland) which, if properly aroused forms another self arresting device in addition to your trusty ice-axe.

 

3.Urination: No need for pit zips, patagonia super fly system etc. If you need to go, let gravity do it's work. With Gore-tex gaiters, the time saved can be considerable on a single-push effort in the Alaska range.

 

4.Gear racking; On big-wall climbs the second when immediately below the leader has a very convenient, shall we say groove to reach up and temporarily inset gear when making those crucial switch overs when speed climbing on the Nose.

 

5. Aid: the old timers called it combined tactics when they climbed onto the others shoulders to reach a sloper. With kilt climbing the second ,when below the leader can hand jam to reach that crucial hold that will allow a clean aid ascent. The crack is 5.10 thin hands only please and wipes are needed in the haul bag.

 

I hope this educates you to some of the new wave thinking we Scots are bringing to the game.
[Razz]
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See those nice white gaiters on that fine piece of Scottish manhood. I'm going to start producing them and a climbing gore-tex kilt under the name MaTavish'ryx. You guys want to place an order!! [Cool] The belay betties will love it.

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Originally posted by nolanr:

To the Scottish wanker:

 

I just gotta bust this one out again--wool keeps you warm and dry no matter how wet and cold you are.
[laf][laf][laf][big Grin]

Not only warm and dry but it satisfies in other ways if you know what I mean, wink, wink!!! [Wink]

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Originally posted by Fence Sitter:

scottish wanker! there's your chance to practice hand jams you fag...
[Moon]
looks like rattly hands to me...scottishwnker and sexual chocolate are probably OW tho'
[big Grin]

No laddie, that there is 5.11c with a big jug above the chockstones. [Eek!]

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Originally posted by Off White:

Hey, I just heard on the radio today that the Scots wore women's lingerie under their kilts in WWI until kilts were prohibited on the battlefield. Something about tights and bloomers saturated in some chemical to minimize mustard gas exposure. Heh heh, you know, eh what, doctors orders, got to wear 'em, nudge nudge, wink wink, there's a lad.

Well laddie, I don't know aboot you, but on a desperate north face route even when I'm not wearing a kilt, I usually wear woman's underware, the frillier the better.What we say in Scotlsnd is" What does a real man wear, answer,anything he wants. [big Grin]

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Originally posted by Off White:

Hey, I just heard on the radio today that the Scots wore women's lingerie under their kilts in WWI until kilts were prohibited on the battlefield. Something about tights and bloomers saturated in some chemical to minimize mustard gas exposure. Heh heh, you know, eh what, doctors orders, got to wear 'em, nudge nudge, wink wink, there's a lad.

Ah, a fellow National Public Radio enthusiast!

 

"Good Morning! I'm Bob Edwards; this is 'Morning Edition'!"

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Aye, have heard the same thing Drew. Also, the Lads like to rub sheep lanolin on their bums for easier insertion of pro.

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Originally posted by Scottish wanker:

Hey don't take it personally, generalizations are always dangerous but you have to admit, if you are honest that there is a trend in the climbing culture here towards my extreme example. Bye the way FKU2.
[geek]

[Confused]

FKU2 Dude thats spelled PH-Q-2 Let's get it right next time [Roll Eyes]

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Originally posted by trask:

I wouldn't know about the gear required. I'm into boats and cars and shit. I simply mention this option because of your semblance to a most auspicious scuba climber from Wenatchee.
[smile]
Keep talkin', your post count is growing.

Dude give up that act of not climbing you blew your avatar along time ago but I am keep'n it too myself you frigg'in xjarhead cyber tweaker [Roll Eyes]

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