sk Posted August 20, 2002 Posted August 20, 2002 Even if my man was hung better than a horse, I still would not mow the lawn. Fourtunatly men are not flexible enough to not need women Quote
Dru Posted August 20, 2002 Posted August 20, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: Even if my man was hung better than a horse, I still would not mow the lawn. Fourtunatly men are not flexible enough to not need women Make that 97% of men.... according to the PEOPLE'S ALMANAC c. 1975, Wallace, Wallace & Wallechinsky, eds. Quote
allthumbs Posted August 20, 2002 Posted August 20, 2002 Now that statement is pure unadulterated BULLSHIT. I haven't had a woman around my house for 5 years now. When I want it, I go get it. It's been fookin' bliss! No chatter, no prattle, no "honey-do" lists. Hooker's Rule Quote
sk Posted August 20, 2002 Posted August 20, 2002 if thats what you like, you got me there. Either way it's about the same thing. you can pay in cash... or you can do the "honey-do's" all a matter of choice Quote
sk Posted August 20, 2002 Posted August 20, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by sk: Even if my man was hung better than a horse, I still would not mow the lawn. Fourtunatly men are not flexible enough to not need women Make that 97% of men.... according to the PEOPLE'S ALMANAC c. 1975, Wallace, Wallace & Wallechinsky, eds. okay dru... most men need a woman from time to time Quote
Dru Posted August 20, 2002 Posted August 20, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: quote:Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by sk: Even if my man was hung better than a horse, I still would not mow the lawn. Fourtunatly men are not flexible enough to not need women Make that 97% of men.... according to the PEOPLE'S ALMANAC c. 1975, Wallace, Wallace & Wallechinsky, eds. okay dru... most men need a woman from time to time I hear yoga workouts are a great way to improve flexibility AND meet women... so you're covered both ways boys! Quote
Alpine_Tom Posted August 20, 2002 Posted August 20, 2002 quote: Originally posted by MF206er: Â My neighbor has threatened to call the police over such shootings. I feel it's safe because it's not a real gun and it's contained within my property, but is this legal in the city? Â Legal advice or humorous responses equally welcome. I've been threatening to take my pellet gun to deal with the squirrrels (and the crows too) around our yard, to the annoyance of my wife. In Shoreline, at least, the ordinance (heh!) specifically outlaws firearms which use gunpowder. So, my air-powered pellet gun would be legal to shoot. (You can't use pellet guns or potato guns to shoot at people, however. That's a misdemeanor.) It may not be legal to kill the little critters, that's another thing. I know crows are protected, though I can't imagine why. Probably squirrels are too. But not rats. The simplest way to avoid strife with the neighbors would be to get some of those bait tunnels and bait 'em with rat poison. That would get the rats, and the squirrels, but keep it out of reach of Fido. Not as much fun, tho. Quote
lizard_brain Posted August 20, 2002 Posted August 20, 2002 quote: Originally posted by greghinemeyer: how does one go about preparing a snafflehound ? Quote
texplorer Posted August 20, 2002 Posted August 20, 2002 huh huh sk said, "mow. . . the lawn" huh huh Quote
allthumbs Posted August 20, 2002 Posted August 20, 2002 One year a family of crows built a nest and had babies in a cedar tree right outside my bedroom window. The little fuckers would start crying for food about 5:00AM. Shit, they'd wake me up every morning. I finally got pissed, and blew the little bastards away with my .12 gauge. Been sleeping soundly ever since. Quote
glen Posted August 20, 2002 Posted August 20, 2002 I'm beginning to understand why Trask makes so many 'Fleshlite' jokes on this page... Quote
Thinker Posted August 20, 2002 Posted August 20, 2002 wrist rocket with ball bearing ammo........ Â silent, deadly, much more fun than a bb-gun Quote
glen Posted August 20, 2002 Posted August 20, 2002 I'm beginning to understand why Trask makes so many 'Fleshlite' jokes on this page... Quote
Geek_the_Greek Posted August 21, 2002 Posted August 21, 2002 Dandelions leaves, boiled for a few minutes and served with a dash of olive oil and salt, make a nice green vegetable, sort of like spinach. Â It's not but it's good climber food... Â The Greeks call it 'horta', which means 'grass'. Something always gets lost in the translation... Â A bit of a guess here, but I'd suggest that maybe the reason crows are protected is that they're native species (there's a forest wildlife prof at UW who's considered the world expert in crow biology... why all the crows around UW have little bands on their legs). City rats are introduced (from Europe), as are most city squirrels (from back east). Seeing as how people feel about euro-dogs and easterners, you're free to blow them away! Quote
texplorer Posted August 21, 2002 Posted August 21, 2002 Well, a BB gun is not a firearm because there is no fire. It works on springs or air pressure. Not to say that they are any less dangerous though. Â A few warnings DFA left out: -Do not use Napalm as replacement for KY-Jelly -Napalm and Peanut butter sandwiches are not for human consumption Quote
allthumbs Posted August 21, 2002 Posted August 21, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: I was under the impression yard work was man work... like Bar-B-Qing Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my girlfriend mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass". Quote
texplorer Posted August 21, 2002 Posted August 21, 2002 Come on trask, I already heard that one Quote
allthumbs Posted August 21, 2002 Posted August 21, 2002 quote: Originally posted by texplorer: Come on trask, I already heard that one I know...but it so "aptly" answers SK's question, I had to use it. Quote
Guest Posted August 21, 2002 Posted August 21, 2002 I've decided to move so the rodents are no longer a concern. Nice photos all. I wish I could show a photo of my kill, but it fell over a fence into some blackberries across my property line. I heard it thrash for a while then it stopped. Kill confirmed. Good to know that I'm somewhat within my legal limits shooting in my yard, it's a pastime of mine I don't want to give up just because I live in the city. A carton of BBs and a case of 40s makes cheap entertainment and targets for a weekend Quote
gapertimmy Posted August 21, 2002 Posted August 21, 2002 this is no shit... when i worked in yosemite, rednecks and other interesting folks would walk around the Cherry Lake forest service lands (nw of yose) with 12 guage shot guns and kill snaffles. Â I believe the limit was 5 snaffles per person, per day. These guys would drive in their trucks till they found an area with large snaffle infestation and go to town. Â One of them even had a hat made of snaffle pelts, very cool Quote
allthumbs Posted August 21, 2002 Posted August 21, 2002 quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: this is no shit... when i worked in yosemite, rednecks and other interesting folks would walk around the Cherry Lake forest service lands (nw of yose) with 12 guage shot guns and kill snaffles. Â I believe the limit was 5 snaffles per person, per day. These guys would drive in their trucks till they found an area with large snaffle infestation and go to town. Â One of them even had a hat made of snaffle pelts, very cool we used to shoot snaffles in the open county dumps...had to compete with the black bears at certain locations. Â [ 08-21-2002, 09:09 AM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
Dru Posted August 21, 2002 Posted August 21, 2002 i have heard squirrel pie is a popular dish down South. probably with maynonnaise icing Quote
Gary_Yngve Posted August 21, 2002 Posted August 21, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: i have heard squirrel pie is a popular dish down South. probably with maynonnaise icing Haven't heard of that one... but a few years ago, my grandfather had a rabbit raiding his garden, so my dad shot it. He cooked it on a big ol' iron skillet, and it was quite tasty. When I was little, I ate the heart of a deer that my dad had bagged that morning. Well, it wasn't quite the full heart... you could see the bullet hole. Quote
Dru Posted August 21, 2002 Posted August 21, 2002 there used to be a restaurant in Vancouver that sold Bunny Burgers. Quote
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