RuMR Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 don't put yourself out there with some stupid sob story about how you are unemployed, surfing some woman's couch, and feeling sorry for yourself that you f-ing put yourself in that situation and then NOT expect comments to that effect...duh You're wrong Rudy, this is about the only forum where you're SUPPOSED to be able to do that. This isn't your wrestling team, its more like your 4 year old daughter's tutu wearing soccer club. my daughter (her nickname is "Beast") would eat you alive! hahahahaha Quote
RuMR Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 (edited) f off... Edited February 3, 2011 by RuMR Quote
Off_White Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 Yeah, it's a little worrisome that she pops in for the first time in four months and only posts in a thread entitled "mature relationships" and asks questions about using splints. I hope life is better than circumstantial evidence suggests! Quote
archenemy Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 Yeah, both those things point to old age, don't they? It is a high price to pay for maturity, isn't it? Quote
Off_White Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 Well, given that most of us probably have friends who've died young, getting older doesn't seem all that bad an alternative. Quote
RuMR Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 my kid called me fat and old the other day...i told him "Oh, if you will only be this lucky!" he looked at me like i was from Mars... Quote
archenemy Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 That's awesome. I find it endlessly amusing that in a society that insists youth is the ultimate state we have produced a bunch of young punks who really believe they know it all. Getting older rocks. I wouldn't go back to my 20's even if I had the choice. Hell, I can't even stand being around people that young anymore. I sound like my dad. Quote
RuMR Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 have you seen that site, "shitmydadsays"? Quote
RuMR Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 (edited) Freakin' hilarious! Edited February 15, 2011 by RuMR Quote
sobo Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 OMFG, that's hilarious, Rudy! Best so far: "You came out of your mom looking like shit. She thought you were beautiful. Don't know what scared me most, your looks or her judgment." Gee, thanks Dad... Quote
archenemy Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 It is a great site. So is textsfromlastnight.com. Love it. Quote
G-spotter Posted February 18, 2011 Posted February 18, 2011 RL Burnside said it best about growing old: "When I was young, I had to hold it down so I didn't piss up my nose. Nowadays, I have to hold it up so I don't piss on my toes!" Quote
rob Posted March 4, 2011 Posted March 4, 2011 How did I miss this important thread? Re: online dating: Please watch this important clip. [video:youtube]74TsLWXTLOE Quote
sobo Posted March 4, 2011 Posted March 4, 2011 OK, I winced thru the first minute - felt sorry for the fucker, actually. But the last 20 seconds had me busting a gut on the floor! Nice find, rob! Quote
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