potty mouth

[Lucky Larry]

Ever been accused of potty mouth by someone your own age? I have.

 

Ever felt bad when someone used potty mouth? As a child i felt bad when my peers used it. My parents did not instruct me in the use of foul language; hence, i was easily intimidated when people used potty talk as a weapon against me.

 

Educate the young in using the potty, as well as, potty talk.

 

Please post some of your best and worst potty talk here.

pooh, pooh pooh, crap, shit, piss, cunt, cock, cock sucker, a-hole, mother f'in sob.

Edited November 26, 2010 by oldlarry

[ivan]

donny, please.

[video:youtube]

[ivan]

quite possilby the funniest motherfucking potty word thing ever

[video:youtube]

[Doug]

F'n A!

[sobo]

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits!

The Seven Words You Can't Say on Television, courtesy of George Carlin

[G-spotter]

Your momma sucks the farts outta dead rats

[minx]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF

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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Edited November 24, 2010 by minx

[ivan]

typing w/ one hand there minx?

[Hugh Conway]

In the immortal words of a Hong Kong pimp - you wanna fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck?

[minx]

Hugh its really rude not to properly credit someone when you quote them. i believe it was your 12yr old thai boytoy that said that.

[Hugh Conway]

why do you always confuse me and pink?

 

balinese hooker while grabbing my crotch in the middle of the sidewalk outside a club "why you no fuck me tonight?"

[minx]

pink is a 12 year old thai boy? d'oh! of course! now it all makes sense!

[ivan]

balinese hooker while grabbing my crotch in the middle of the sidewalk outside a club "why you no fuck me tonight?"

sounds like the lovechild of jackie treehorn man

[Lucky Larry]

nuts, beans, holy mother of mercy, God bless it, dag nab'it, for for crying out loud, mother Hubbard, pig in a poke, can o' worms, ragging roids, blistering stink, popcorn fart, hootn'hollering, bees wax, toe jamb, bat wings, cling'ons, ring o'fire, cow dung, cow dung phew, stink'o rielly, barley corn, cobb, cobb it out, for pete's sake, grease the wheel, pig shit, run it up the pole, shine a turd, shit on a shingle, poppy cock, cream corn, baby puke, stinking drunk, drunk like a skunk, skunk shit, piss and moan'in, bitch en, holler'n'bitchin, moaning, groaning, pissing up a pole, a pole pissing, a pole up a hole, a hole without a pole, pie faced, pie in the face, egg on my face, holy cow, sacred cow, out to pasture, nutter, pie hole, loony as a toon, krazy, out to lunch, gonzo, bizerk, goof ball, screw loose, screwy, why i outta, throw in the towel, give up the ghost, blue balls, goose feathers, horse feathers, feather in the cap, tickled pink, pickled, pickled to the gills, fishy, stank, stank you, ear infection, speak up, get to the point, pointless points, Poindexter, clown, fool, dope, jester, cough, hack, sputter, wheeze, gas bag.. skunk piss

Edited December 1, 2010 by oldlarry

[KaskadskyjKozak]

nuts, beans, holy mother of mercy, God bless it, dag nab'it, for for crying out loud, mother Hubbard, pig in a poke, can o' worms, ragging roids, blistering stink, popcorn fart, hootn'hollering, bees wax, toe jamb, bat wings, cling'ons, ring o'fire, cow dung, cow dung phew, stink'o rielly, barley corn, cobb, cobb it out, for pete's sake, grease the wheel, pig shit, run it up the pole, shine a turd, shit on a shingle, poppy cock, cream corn, baby puke, stinking drunk, drunk like a skunk, skunk shit, piss and moan'in, bitch en, holler'n'bitchin, moaning, groaning, pissing up a pole, a pole pissing, a pole up a hole, a hole without a pole, pie faced, pie in the face, egg on my face, holy cow, sacred cow, out to pasture, nutter, pie hole, loony as a toon, krazy, out to lunch, gonzo, bizerk, goof ball, screw loose, screwy, why i outta, throw in the towel, give up the ghost, blue balls, goose feathers, horse feathers, feather in the cap, tickled pink, pickled, pickled to the gills, fishy, stank, stank you, ear infection, speak up, get to the point, pointless points, Poindexter, clown, fool, dope, jester, cough, hack, sputter, wheeze, gas bag.. skunk piss

 

go eat a bag of bloody dicks

[denalidave]

Gosh dangidy stink Larry, watch yer mouth...

[sobo]

He forgot "Gee Willakers"

[rocketparrotlet]

[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr

 

Yelling these in public places can lead to interesting results.

 

"That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!"

Edited December 5, 2010 by rocketparrotlet

[marc_leclerc]

Yo today I let some hot bitch blow me..... when she was done I said, 'Your Welcome'.

[G-spotter]

yesterday was gray and wet

JUST LIKE YOUR MOM

[Plaidman]

I was in Yosemite on a climb this last fall and I was really letting it fly. Every other work was f this f that. In a good way ya know. I was really loud and we were sharing a belay with another party and this really fabulous looking Aussie girl turns to me and says "I have never heard anyone with a more foul mouth than you". Now granted I was really excited, but it was way over the top for sure. Coming from an Aussie I thought crap I must be WAAAAAAAAy over top. I was embarrassed more because she was really hot than anything else. I saw her later in Camp 4 and apologized she just said "I wasn't offended. I was just saying".

 

I was still embarrassed. My wife just throws rocks at me when I get like that in front of strangers.

Edited December 1, 2010 by Plaidman