vkaspar Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 So I am doing my weekly/monthly rounds, and I find this garbage [cascadeclimbers.com spoof] "Jon and Tim are cool and they know I'm cool with them too. This page is not an attempt to discredit their work on putting up this site. There are just some real fucking gapers on this site that think they have some inherent coolness factor pecking away on their computers. Call me a sprayer if you will but this sprayer climbs almost everyday. I don't really see too many of you out there on a regular basis so I assume you're mostly just shit talkers. Whatever, I'd be happy to engage in a violent physical confrontation with Pencil Pusher, VKaspar and and anyone else who wants to step up to the plate. Feel free to email me a time and place to meet you at mikeadamson@alpinelite.com. YOU WILL MAKE MY DAY. " I find it odd and strange that you would post such a terribly obvious/not funny spoof of cc.com. I find it unfortunte that you have singled me out for some reason, please take my name off your site at once. As for the rest of your little-boy diatribe, you sure are bitter for a person with such a perfect life. Boo hoo too bad for the rest of us "fucking gapers". victoria ------------------ safe climbing! vkaspar Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 I find complete humor in that page! Maybe Mike will let me create one to put up there for the winter season Hahhahaha My guess is that you insulted Mike in a previous incident?! [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 10-22-2001).] Quote
mikeadam Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 Get a clue WHOEVER you are. The internet is rife with people trolling for a laugh or to disturb someone else's peace of mind or whatever. That page was done in complete humor and made for me, my friends, and whoever takes climbing a little less serious than the average joe. You are the person who took a bunch of things on this website all out of context and tried to create some kind of personal issue with me. I'll take your name off my site as long as you promise to never post here again. Otherwise my challenge to you stands, and if your name is Victoria and your a girl, then try antagonizing someone else cause I am not terribly amused by you whatsoever. Quote
Dru Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 i can't find that page anymore? viktor/victoria [that was a funny Ed Wood movie about transsexuals i think] how can you find a comment like that disturbing after that "news item" about yourself getting caught... you posted a few months back?? Adamson is a brawler and likes to get rowdy. my advice is don't take it personal. i've caught a few slaps from whillans myself but i dont mind cause when we met in person the free beer flowed copiously. how is the updated guidebook coming by the way viktor?? next spring or what? cause the binding on my current copy is almost completely kaput. [This message has been edited by Dru (edited 10-22-2001).] [This message has been edited by Dru (edited 10-22-2001).] Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 The other one that rivals it is the Tarzan Awards !!!!!! Quote
Dru Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 i wish there were more winners of thechest beater award on that site, there are more than enough candidates out there-like the guy who is always bragging about climbing some obscure route on some obscure peak on bivouac.com - I think his name is Drew Sprayshaw or something... Quote
mikeadam Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 I'd be happy to add anyone with over 500 posts as a recipient of the "Tarzan Awards". Hopefully Tarzan won't post here and put my name in lights again. What's this? About the 5th time or more? <LOL> I'll take the high road and remove the name from that page, but if you try to butt heads with me again in a *serious* manner and don't see the joke (cause it has ALWAYS been a joke to me) then expect war. Quote
vkaspar Posted October 22, 2001 Author Posted October 22, 2001 Dru, my last name is not Kramar dont get me wrong I think alpinelite has some good humor (well, when you get through all the Javascript errors anyway). "tried to create some kind of personal issue with me" blah blah "as long as you never post here again" blah blah listen to yourself sometime, its frightening, arent you out of high school yet? v ------------------ safe climbing! vkaspar Quote
mikeadam Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 I graduated HS early. Thanks for your interest in me though. It's really flattering. I'll remove your name tomorrow and Pencil Pusher (we miss you) and change "plumbline's" information (hey if you're going to talk smack about J's navigation methods then you just set yourself up) I already had terrorist activity on the webboard (it's coming back!) ...anyone else want me to change anything? Buh bye.... [This message has been edited by mikeadam (edited 10-22-2001).] Quote
Dru Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 whoops wrong vk! you two should have a celebrity death match to battle it out over who owns the initials! Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 quote: Originally posted by vkaspar: dont get me wrong I think alpinelite has some good humor (well, when you get through all the Javascript errors anyway). v  You can disable those errors with your software..... Obviously you take too much stuff seriously and need to take a chill pill. Just remember this part: If you don't like it don't look at it! Gee what a concept. I think what most people's problem is they don't know Mike and take it too personal as you did. You never answered my previous question either. I bet there is some alternative reason you were so offended.....  Quote
Jman Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 Mike, quit wasting your time on this thread and read your private messages. I want to buy your snowshoes. [This message has been edited by Jman (edited 10-22-2001).] Quote
mikeadam Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 I'll fix the javascript errors and finish writing the 7 or so stories that need posting. Look, the site is completely about NOT taking climbing seriously or ourselves too seriously. The joke was a private one amongst friends, but I think the new content will lay it out a little better and it will be more obvious to readers who don't know the original alpinelite crew personally. Quote
Sean_Halling Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 That Mike Adamson guy sure is an ***hole. He's just some little punk....why if I had a beef with him I'd kick his *** and teach him a lesson. Quote
mikeadam Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 I know where YOU live Halling. Prepare for MOUT operations in 10 minutes SLICE! Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Sean Halling: That Mike Adamson guy sure is an ***hole. He's just some little punk....why if I had a beef with him I'd kick his *** and teach him a lesson. I know threatening and all I bet he's 4'8" and weight 85 pounds and gets scared climbing on The Tooth. Did you see his insulting inflammatory writing on it? "Scraping the Bottom of the tick list barrel" Quote
Dru Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 Don't say "scraping the bottom" on this website you will get pinkpoint excited again! Quote
Scott_J Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 What the fuck get a life. This is this guy's personal(Adamson's) web page. No one and I mean no one is breaking anyone's arm to read someone else's web page. If you think you have a better idea do one of your and stop acting like a middle schooler. 99% of all this verbage just for fun anyway. Quote
Bronco Posted October 22, 2001 Posted October 22, 2001 They got this neat thing called PRIVATE MESSAGES on this website. Thought I would let you potty mouths know. Quote
gapertimmy Posted October 23, 2001 Posted October 23, 2001 moving to spray >>> seriously, take care of your personal bidness with pm's, though entertaining to read, this is cluttering the top 2-5. be plab, and let the freshies commeth. Quote
mikeadam Posted October 23, 2001 Posted October 23, 2001 Amen brother....sorry for the troubles!! VKaspar did you get that???? Try emailing me if you have an issue. This is about the 4th time you've come up on the net and tried starting something with me. Why don't we just go climbing someday and I'm sure everything will be cool. [This message has been edited by mikeadam (edited 10-23-2001).] Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 23, 2001 Posted October 23, 2001 quote: Originally posted by sisu suomi: What the fuck get a life. This is this guy's personal(Adamson's) web page. No one and I mean no one is breaking anyone's arm to read someone else's web page. If you think you have a better idea do one of your and stop acting like a middle schooler. 99% of all this verbage just for fun anyway. Â You know something is amiss when Sisu Suomi replies hahahahha. That dude cracks me up. Sisu is your family in town still? Let's get into the mountains this weekend.. Send me an email I never see you online any more. Â Quote
Sean_Halling Posted October 23, 2001 Posted October 23, 2001 Mike check your email concerning tomorrow's combat operations. Out Quote
Dru Posted October 23, 2001 Posted October 23, 2001 All right Halling and Adamson gonna kick bin Ladin's butt back to the 20th Century!! Dont forget to pick up some chunks of Buddha as souvenirs for the girls back home Quote
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