gapertimmy Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 how much does work suck? lets use this thread to talk shite about work. I came in at noon today, and i'm already so friggin bored. MS sucks sorry for griping but i had to complain to someone how bout you? how much does work suck? Quote
Dru Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 I just got to drive around in a government vehicle and check out some cragging areas in Mission and Abbotsford so I'm not disliking work too much today Quote
erik Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 tim, how about this. i get contracted out by insurance companies to do various things. bury bodies, write damage estimate, tell people to get screwed and the what not. i have had my life threated by irrate hicks when their insurance fraud is discovered, people will leave voice mails with no names and just start swearing at me. my mother has been insulted....blah...blah....blah..... you think your cushy free soda pop drinkin sucks, lets trade. granted i only work part time and make my schedule, but these were my desicions after i got to the boiling point last spring. i had to go yosemite for months of rehab. a strict diet of controlled substances, seasonal employees and good old fashioned rock climbing only partially returned me to my semi normal self. i still need work and will only be healed once i can escape from the horrendousness of the real world. if any one want to give their money to me (opposed to some namless organization, that will use it to fly their lear jet back and forth between reality and washington dc) feel free to email me and we can work out the money aragngements. and sorry dru canadian money does not work. even in video games. take it easy and le the bitchin' start! Quote
gapertimmy Posted May 2, 2001 Author Posted May 2, 2001 interesting, very interesting. i'm actually quiting ms, but thats because i just don't like it here very much. it is cushy, but i don't want to spend my life at this place for various reasons. i'm just griping that my last two weeks just won't seem to end, ever! Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 3, 2001 Posted May 3, 2001 Dru, Spending gov money is the best. I mean using all that stuff for free. I remember blowing up 5k$ missiles one after another all day long. Erik quit whining! You are just making excuses for your addictions I should start making threats to you just to train you better. Tim, what are you gonna do now? Quote
gapertimmy Posted May 3, 2001 Author Posted May 3, 2001 I've decided to remove myself from technology and breed chinchillas at my house in issaquah. The chinchilla is a very friendly creature and the demand for them as pets is increasing daily. [brag] i've actually scored a job down at mt. bachelor in oregon with the company that runs the resort. i'm going to be their network admin guy of sorts. my office is right at the base of the pine marten express chair, and i have a view of south sister and broken top right out my window [/brag] i'm pretty excited to be moving to central oregon so thats why i'm whining about my final days at ms, i'm just really sick of the politics and back stabbing that takes place on a daily basis around there. on a lighter note, if any of the sprayers need a place to crash while on a trip to smith, or skiing, or would like to do some climbs down there, i'm always game and my unabomber-esque shack in the woods is always open -t  Quote
Dru Posted May 3, 2001 Posted May 3, 2001 central organ eh? don't forget to get some pink lycra and clip -on earrings to wear into the cowboy bars in Redmond. i hear that goes over with the locals real good ("Son, if you like your teeth, I wouldn't sit in that there seat.") Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 4, 2001 Posted May 4, 2001 Sweet this unabomber shack will be hit up! You should breed Kangorillas bro they are more profitable. Quote
erik Posted May 4, 2001 Posted May 4, 2001 tim if you want the hooded sweatshirt and big sunglasses, i got them. they came free with the official "destroy society club" that ted sent to me in the mail. it only cost me an arm and a leg. Quote
gapertimmy Posted May 7, 2001 Author Posted May 7, 2001 UNABOMBER SHACK UPDATE I made my first move of goods into cascadeclimbers.com new corporate headquarters in Bend, OR. I'm pleased to report that the shanty is equipped with three different varities of shag carpet, an arousing odor, a toilet that is nastier than the vantage port o let on a 100 degree day, and water from a well that is oddly tinted yellow... but its home, and its 14 miles away from mt. bachelor, a stones throw (well like 20 minutes) to smith, and a short drive to the deschutes brewery. I have lots of extra room and a really plush couch that I bought for $10 at a thrift store that is welcome to be used by all sprayers. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 7, 2001 Posted May 7, 2001 I'd be happy to infiltrate the HQ and insert inflatable furniture as necessary. Perhaps turn the bathroom to a new Honey Bucket Standard if I show up! Since I am anti Sporto you might not see me often And oh yeah I love the brewery! [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 05-07-2001).] Quote
jjd Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 i've been at work for three hours and i haven't done a damn thing - except spray all over Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 If your work performance is anywhere near as moronic as your spray performance, your boss should have you strangled with your own mouse cable. Quote
billcoe Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 If your work performance is anywhere near as moronic as your spray performance, your boss should have you strangled with your own mouse cable. Â Â ouch! Â Cue cordless mouse comments. Quote
jjd Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 If your work performance is anywhere near as moronic as your spray performance, your boss should have you strangled with your own mouse cable. Â My "mouse cable" is just about the right length... Quote
jjd Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 Not if they do it quickly enough. Â Do what, slip it in? You sound experienced. Quote
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