Jerks

[tvashtarkatena]

Fill a 55 gallon drum full of nails, then empty a 5 gallon propane tank into it. Blow your duck call, lighter in hand.

[tvashtarkatena]

Send the dog home. You won't need him.

[CollinWoods]

Maybe ill try that during elk season too, there in herds you know... Enough to feed the whole family!

[tvashtarkatena]

use bolts instead of nails

[Fairweather]

Chewack River Ranch. Summer of 1986. Groundhog. 6 feet. 12 gauge. #4 shot. What a mess. My wife didn't speak to me for three days. My brother worked summers there and bagged over 130 of the little buggers with a .22 magnum rifle.

[olyclimber]

The last time I killed a bird was in high school. I fired a twelve gauge into a flock of starlings. Six fluttered to the ground, where they lay, helpless tufts of dying dinosaur DNA, twitching. I cried and cried, then wrote a poem about it.

 

I did the same while working on a farm. I never seems to work during duck season though... Funny how that happens.

 

ur both queer.

[olyclimber]

but vaguely satisfying?

[RuMR]

You just need a bigger gun

I'm guessing you heard that last night...

[Bug]

use bolts instead of nails

Finally a good use for bolts.

[RuMR]

*yawn*...old man whines about the glory daze of the past...*yawn*

 

INSERT BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONG CALLED "GLORY DAYS"

 

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

whatcha gonna do when you daughter starts rippin' it up sportclimbing?

[G-spotter]

The last time I killed a bird was in high school. I fired a twelve gauge into a flock of starlings. Six fluttered to the ground, where they lay, helpless tufts of dying dinosaur DNA, twitching. I cried and cried, then wrote a poem about it.

 

I did the same while working on a farm. I never seems to work during duck season though... Funny how that happens.

 

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