tvashtarkatena Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Fill a 55 gallon drum full of nails, then empty a 5 gallon propane tank into it. Blow your duck call, lighter in hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Send the dog home. You won't need him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CollinWoods Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Maybe ill try that during elk season too, there in herds you know... Enough to feed the whole family! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 use bolts instead of nails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Chewack River Ranch. Summer of 1986. Groundhog. 6 feet. 12 gauge. #4 shot. What a mess. My wife didn't speak to me for three days. My brother worked summers there and bagged over 130 of the little buggers with a .22 magnum rifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 The last time I killed a bird was in high school. I fired a twelve gauge into a flock of starlings. Six fluttered to the ground, where they lay, helpless tufts of dying dinosaur DNA, twitching. I cried and cried, then wrote a poem about it. I did the same while working on a farm. I never seems to work during duck season though... Funny how that happens. ur both queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 but vaguely satisfying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 You just need a bigger gun I'm guessing you heard that last night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 use bolts instead of nails Finally a good use for bolts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 *yawn*...old man whines about the glory daze of the past...*yawn* INSERT BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONG CALLED "GLORY DAYS" :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: whatcha gonna do when you daughter starts rippin' it up sportclimbing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 The last time I killed a bird was in high school. I fired a twelve gauge into a flock of starlings. Six fluttered to the ground, where they lay, helpless tufts of dying dinosaur DNA, twitching. I cried and cried, then wrote a poem about it. I did the same while working on a farm. I never seems to work during duck season though... Funny how that happens. http://www.canada.com/technology/YouTube+duck+killers+plead+guilty+apologize+antics/1877602/story.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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