prole Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Duh. WSP troopers cleared in Seattle seagull clubbings The Associated Press Two Washington State Patrol troopers who killed three nuisance seagulls at the downtown Seattle ferry terminal will not be charged. The King County prosecutor's office says the July 15 killings were neither animal cruelty nor illegal hunting. The troopers hit the young seagulls in the heads with their batons because adult birds had been swooping at ferry employees and passengers. The prosecutor's office said Thursday the troopers mistakenly believed they were acting under their authority to kill animals to prevent harm to people. Prosecutors say the troopers should have notified the U.S. Department of Agriculture, which routinely destroys nests and kills chicks when seagulls become a nuisance at Washington ferry terminals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Samurai swords would have been more humane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I'm going down to the Department of Agriculture to sign up for that job killing flying rats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 someone needs to whack that pecker in prole's avatar!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 someone needs to whack that pecker in prole's avatar!!! then Prole would be pecker-less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted September 18, 2009 Author Share Posted September 18, 2009 THOSE GULLS HAD IT COMING!!! [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 hold still for just one second please.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 SPLAT, you mother fokker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 bread... bread... bread... FIRECRACKER!!! bread... bread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I'm not embarrassed to admit that I've always liked that song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 You're crying right now, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I grew up with a single father. I was only about 9 or ten years old when his date at the time canceled out on a Niel Diamond concert at the last minute. My dad looked at me, two tickets in hand, and the rest is history. My first concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 bread... bread... bread... FIRECRACKER!!! bread... bread... alka seltzer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Hey, who doesn't like Neil Diamond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Course, I like Bedouin Soundclash a little better.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CollinWoods Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 I'm going down to the Department of Agriculture to sign up for that job killing flying rats. My brother/climbing partner does do this for a living. He works for a company called National Bird Control. It even involves climbing building so it works for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 I can imagine him climbing up on a building to sniper position, and then using a high powered scope and rifle, picking off unsuspecting seagulls one by one. tell me this is real. this is the dream job of dream jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CollinWoods Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Yeah but firearm laws only allow him to use pellet guns... And nets. I think you should look into your local police dept. for a job more similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 police only deal with stupid humans. i need to get these birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 The last time I killed a bird was in high school. I fired a twelve gauge into a flock of starlings. Six fluttered to the ground, where they lay, helpless tufts of dying dinosaur DNA, twitching. I cried and cried, then wrote a poem about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 then I shot 100 more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 but have you ever squished salamanders under your bare foot, a gross dozen at a time? then you too will know the horrors of war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CollinWoods Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 The last time I killed a bird was in high school. I fired a twelve gauge into a flock of starlings. Six fluttered to the ground, where they lay, helpless tufts of dying dinosaur DNA, twitching. I cried and cried, then wrote a poem about it. I did the same while working on a farm. I never seems to work during duck season though... Funny how that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 You just need a bigger gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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