billcoe Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 Welcome Mel, I knew your skill and imagination could turn that into something interesting if you work on it long enough. Maybe someone has something good though.... Quote
olyclimber Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 Billcoe's musky man scent drove the Husky wild! In a vain attempt to stop the lurching pup, Billcoe's leg strained, and he tumbled into the crisp, virgin snow...plunging to its very depth. He immediately felt a sharp stabbing pain, a pain like he had never felt before. If it didn't feel so bad, well, it might have felt good. But unfortunately Billcoe was in the wrong kind of pain, and his mind immediately lept to the date he would miss with that woman with suspicious facial hair and an adams apple. she was so mysterious, so intriguing! how would he ever get down this infernal mountain to her loving arms??? he heard the bellow of the husky, and felt it pawing down into the snow, and finally its tongue lapping up the musk of his manly scent. Quote
Mal_Con Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 Anything that includes Nitroglycerin. Quote
olyclimber Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 The husky was determined to drag Billcoe out of the deep, deep, virgin snow so as to lap up all the musky scent of our hero, much of which had frozen to his lower leg during his mishap. The dog went crazy, yipping and snapping and Billcoe had to beat the dog off in order to save himself. He struggle to stay afloat in the deep powder snow as the now wild animal was barely beaten back. Then he hear a dull roar...what could it be? Rescue? Yes! A Snowcat!!! But...alas they could not hear poor Billcoe's calls for help. In fact, they were on a beeline for his exact position, and he realized that they could not see him in the driving snow..... Quote
olyclimber Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 the Snowcat beared down on Billcoe...there was nothing to do. he could not move in the virgin powder, and it was all he could do to keep the tame friend he had hiked up here with who had turn into a wild, lustful beast from consuming him. he gritted his teeth and awaited doom. Quote
olyclimber Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 With thoughts of the woman with facial hair on his mind, he felt the Snowcat slowly grind over his body! He could hear the wimpering dog backing away from its crushed prey. The dull roar of the Snowcat engine was all he could hear...but amazingly the Snowcat just pushed him down into the powder! He would live! Little did he know of Mazama climbing group teamed up with a Mountaineer group that was following the Snowcat though.... Quote
rmncwrtr Posted September 2, 2009 Author Posted September 2, 2009 Scars are okay, but he must look hot, not like road kill. Though the teaming up of the M&Ms is a nice touch Quote
billcoe Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 I guess I'd better change the story so that your imaginary girlfriend isn't doing your imaginary best friend Porter! BTW, Is this going to end with the dog finishing itself off by having it's way, sexually, with my crushed and immobile body? Cause I don't think even Mel can rework that to make it sellable! Don't be writing this dog in either....Chihuahuas don't sell. This Mt Hood speedclimbing wonder pooch below could do the job I bet...seen here finish a tiger in 30 seconds. I need to change up that Canyonlands poster up there to read: MOUNT HOOD, COME FOR THE CLIMBING, LEAVE WITH AN STD Man, guys can't comprehend the whole romance genre can they? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 Romance without sex? Pointless. Quote
G-spotter Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 What about if Jake sits down on a rock to feed his husky a big' ol chunk of horsecock (you could call it sausage in the story) and a rabid marmot bites him on the thigh Quote
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